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Da Lead Belchas!

Discussion in 'Recruitment' started by Thrakka, Dec 28, 2013.

  1. Gruk'Lok Blakk Klaw Blakklaw Arkhona Vanguard

    Dun't know 'ow'z long you'z been trakkin' da' fhread
    But Thanks.
    There's still lotz ta' do 'n afta' all, Da' Lead Belchas iz da' biggest 'n da' strongest!

    I'z afraid dat all 'ope iz lost fer' Rookdook.
    Luk... Luk at diz... 'erezy by Ork stand'ard!
  2. We'z gott fanc'ee bannahz fankz ta you mate

    All dem panzee gitz be jealouz of our shiny bitz
  3. Gruk'Lok Blakk Klaw Blakklaw Arkhona Vanguard

    HE HAR!
    I'z goin' ta' need abit moe' den red paint, I'z dun't muck 'bout in a silly Trukk!
    Anyway'z, kommin' roight up Grot-Stompa.

    HE HAR! 'BOUT TIME EH?!
    Keep up da' gud wurk! 'n STOMP DA' BRAKE ROOM!

    HE HAR! SHED ELDA' BLOOD INSTEAD 'N GIVE DA' EARZ TA' GORMAK!

    Got it, kommin' roight up! You'z goin' ta' be in da' next batch 'o loot wiff' da' remainin' ladz!

    I'Z UP FER' CHIVALRY ANY TIME LAD! DA' ZWEIHANDA' HUNGA'Z!

    KOM 'N TRY YA' GIT! HE HAR!
    Anyway, gud ta' finally get ya'z sikknature done eh?!

    LADZ, I'Z FINK DAT BULLDOZA'Z TURNED AGAIN!? WOT DA' ZOG IZ DIZ!?
    DA' PIKKTA' 'N NAME!?
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  4. I'z never posted dat!
  5. Wuz it yur git twin den?

    Who wearz a top hat and haz a goatee on hiz face?
  6. yea..hiz naem iz..

    Rankdank...gut...fixxa
  7. 'E...'e fixes gutz? Iz 'e a painboy or sumfing?

    ...wait why doo you'z 'ave a twin en'nee wayz?
  8. Gubbkanz Gorgutz543 Well-Known Member

    said:
    ... Ah don't get why Rokdak loike 'dose panzees. I mean, LOOK AT 'EM! They so soft an' squishy, an' pop wheneva ye punch 'em!
    KroozaNob likes this.
  9. LETZ JEST CHANGE DA ZOGGIN SUBJEKCT PLEZE!
  10. Dere armor ain'tz evin da tuff!

    Itz jus as squish'ee an uzeliss az dey iz!

    Fittin fer dem den I guezz

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