Did I'z juss' 'ear roight.. Once a Goff, alwayz a Goff. I'z kame from WAAAGH! Biglug wiff' Skraggtuf. Zogged Spikey boyz ta' bitz in da' WAAAGH fer' Castellax. We'z zogged loadz 'a doz' spikey boyz 'n moved on ta' da' udda' 'umies. We'z found da' Lead Belchas 'n went ta' dem. Look where I iz now. I'z been writin' a lung, lung story 'bout me 'n Skraggtuf'z WAAAAGH's! I'z abit lazy dough, I'z feel like krumpin' gitz, not write 'bout 'ow Iz krump gitz! http://forum.eternalcrusade.com/threads/blakk-klaws-ork-story-siege-of-athrin.45841/ AND I'Z AGREE WIFF' GORMAK!! DA' GIT DAT ZOGS DIZ 'ERE KROOZA, WILL BE UDDA' KRUMPED TA' DA' SMALLEST BITZ 'N FED TA' DA' SPOOKY CANNIBAL SNOTLINGS AT DA' BOTTOM DEKK!
O'ight letz see ere... Goffs: Gruk'Lok Blak Klaw, Kadbrakk Evil Sunz: Grot Stompah Bad Moons: RookDook, Gazrok Death Skulls: Gubbkanz, Krooza, TukOll, and meself GobMaw Blood Axes: Gorshak Gutrot OI! En'ee of ya Otha gitz wantz in on da roll call den get da squig outah ya mouth and speak up den! (On an unrelated note, I have not noticed how many of us have G's as the first letter in their name, Hell all three Meks have G names for Gork's sake.)
I kantz disagree meself Fer obvious reezonz Alzo Deff Skulls Twice as men'nee deffskullz as ev'ree wun elze
Dat meenz We'z gotz mor Deff skulls in ere den en'nee of da otha clans Da sekund highest clans bein 2 boyz in Bad Moonz and Goffs And Deff Skullz 'ave four, which iz twice az men'nee It alzo meenz blu iz a betta
He's from da Lead Belchas, obviousleh! It's his clan! Narh but seriousleh, his flashy kit makes 'im look loike a Bad Moon.
