*But the Big Mek ain't blind and (completely) deaf, as he gets mighty suspicious of the weird drilling noise at the front. And with the git jumping off, he makes two and two together, and jumps out of the wagon as the front went BOOM!* GARH! YOU'Z REALLEH GONNA GET IT NOW YA GROT! Ye 'dey are!
*lights up fungi sigar* Dat's wat i wanted! now for a proppa fight... *Start gathering scraps from the Wagon and other places, and withing minutes he build's a Tankhammer/Big Choppa! now that's a good Loota!* Zog Yes, Part T-Hammer, Part Big Choppa, All Part Deathy now bring it on Mekky! ========== Tankhammer Rokkit painted Yellow, big explosion Big Choppa blade painted Blue, because lucky hit's are the best hits Pole painted Red, faster heavy swings!
*But while that git was lootin' and buildin', the Mekboss revvs his Killsaw up and chops him into bits.* Ye fergot one toineh detail, 'dough. DON'T LOOT SOME'FING WHEN 'DERE'S A GIT CHOPPIN' YE UP 'DIS CLOSE! Trust me, I'z done 'dat mistake lots of toimes.
ROIGHT! I'z goin' ta' join da' foightin' wiff' Thrakka 'b Gubbkanz in Planetsoide 2 now. I'z made a littl' sikknature fer' TukOll, but.. KEEP 'ARRAZIN' DA' MEKBOSS 'N I'Z GOIN' TA' ZOG YA'!
Eh Eh Eh, new mistake to learn Mekky... Don't chop Da Suicide Ork when he has an half complete Tankhammer In hand!. THE BOOMY HALF! *Before receiving the last blows, Tuk manages to stuck the Pointy Yellow Rokkit into one of the Mek shoulders, making it blow up, heavily damaging the Mek and himself as well* Oh Zog, no Arm, no half stomak, most of me chopped *eyes glowing red* NO PAIN, *eyes going back to normal* Da fighty juice it's great!, but i don't think im gonna fight as well... *chops off some of his teeth's and throwes them at the Mek* Here ya go laddy, Some teeth's for the good fight, want more? go get them. *He gets up, drinking the last juicy bits to endure and takes what remained of the Choppa he was building* I really like when someone can put up such a fight! (AND THAT SIGNATURE IT'S GREAT TOO!, and yeah, there's a reason why sometimes he's eyes turn red, gonna explain in the bio later)