Oy! GobMaw! Stop by da teamshpeak sumtime. letz get a game of Dawn Of Waaagh goin er sumfin! I'z wanna see dem stompin skillz youz klaim ta 'ave!
O'ight Whenz I'z getz da toime ta muck about I'll takez you'z up on dat Boss Gork I 'avent played dat DoW in ferevah But I finkz I'z remembah enuff ta put up a fight And jus kuz you'z da boss doeznt meenz I'z gunna hold bak, Heh Ha
Arh, bloody zoggin' hell, you 'murican lot has been active LOTS while ah was sleepin'! I'Z WANTED TA JOIN IN ON DA SCRAP! Ah well. I moight as well beat 'dat new Shoota gitz' teef in and take 'is Dok tools, and get 'alf of Gobmaw's teef he got. 'Dat's something at least. Also: YE, 'COURSE I'Z BADMOUFIN' YA! Yer scrawlin' 'round loike a BUNCH OF CLEVA TACTICUL PANZIES! And 'dere's NO WAY IN 'ELL that puny gi- ah mean, 'dat Big Mek's gonna be tha new Mekboss! And while I'z at it, ah moight as well write a note t' meself too!: Make a small noisy engine wiv' smoke-belchin' exhaust fumes, an' attach it on Gormak's back! And yeh, I'z moight as well join in on 'dat too!
Bah, Americunns, dey'z at 5 o'Clock by da' time I'z sleepin'.. Only people I'z seen on da teamspeak lately is Rokdak, Ashgarn and Appledrink.. Ooh, I'z nearly finished me ork kampaign on Kronus
You'z need a gud krumpin' ya' git?! If I'z see muckin' 'bout anymoe' I'z goin' ta' tear da' next git ta' shredz 'n use yer' fer' fuel fer' Krooza's Rokkit pakk! ANYWAY! It'z time fer' da' sikknatures again ladz. I'z need ta' do TukOll, Thrakka, Bossaroo, Krooza 'n Gormak?! Time ta' get to it.
