Jus runz byez me or da boss on wutz you needz fer da WAAAGH!

I take pay'mint in teef an' fancy hatz

Dis aint team forktress 2

I loikz fan'cee hatz

So I'z takez fan'cee hatz

and I'z lootz fan'cee hatz...wellz e'long side war geer and scrap

I'z been up all night wiff' Appledrink, so I'z don't fink I'z kan meet up at da' meetin' dat Rookduk'z 'oldin'. We'z been playin' lotsa' Return of Reckoning! It'z gud! Very gud 'n we'z got a Lead Belchas -Orc Only- guild there. Dere'z already loadz of Orcs dere too, 'round ~25!
'ope ta' see some of ya' dere, ladz.

'n Welkome ta' da' WAAAGH! Space Hulk! We'z da' Lead Belchas, da' biggest 'n baddest out dere!

(This isn't just Orky boastin' either. We might actually be the largest klan here)

I'z need sum help wiv downloadin' Age of Reckoning. Zoggin' weird dat was.

morning lads

Tha mornin's long gone fer me, but gud mornin'.

Oi boss, wutz you'z been wurkin' on?

Well, ah do have some fancy ideas that I oughtta start with when summer's gone. But in tha meantoime, I'z just played games and troid t' start drawin' some more ta get betta at it.

But zoggin' hell it's frustratin' to draw wiv' paper and pencil.