It'z from un 'o dez' Mean 'n Green Salamandaz'. Dey'z da' only unnes worff' fightin' of all doz' 'umies. Dey'z know how ta' fight. Hehe, that joke in the start. News? Me 'n Evidy 'az been playin' sum 'o dat Planetside 2. It'z a Gud game. I'z tried ta' get da' Mad Dok'z in on it 'n a couple of uvva' boyz. It'z wuld be Roight 'n Proppa' ta' play Planetside 2! Perhapz you'z would like ta' join sum'toime Bossaroo! We'z growin' 'n growin', moe' Boyz fer' Thrakka'z WAAAAAGH! Imagine da' size 'o uz, when we'z reach Orkhona! HE HAR! Also, I'z never been able ta' find a gud pikta' of an Ork dat lookz loike 'ow I'z imagine myself. SO I'Z MADE UN'! 'Ere it iz, I'z just dun' kno' if I'z should make da' Shoulda'padz Blakk aswell.
I fink dat a blakk shoulda pad wud look gud on da pictcha . Also if you lotz lookin fa a gud game try out world a warships itz a good zoggin game datz easy ta learn 'ard ta master. Ya know wot would be a interesting 40k game is dat a witcha lioke 40k game or sumfink lioke dat.
OY! I'Z BEEN SUPA BUZY DIS 'ERE WEEK! ME FEET KILLIN ME FROM ALL DA WORK I'Z BEEN DOIN! SO I'Z 'ERE FROM ASHGARN DAT WEEZ GOT SUM NEW MEAT IN DA KLAN!!!!! WHERE DEY AT! JUMP ON DA KLAN TEAMSPEAK MAKE YERSELVEZ KNOWN!
Roight, I'z goin' ta' ekksperiment wiff' da' Blakk Shoulda' Padz. I'z also goin' ta' chekk out doz' games! Gud ta' 'ear from ya Bossarro! Gud ta' see ya' bakk 'ere Boss! I'z wuz wonda'rin why'z you were neva' on da' Teamspeek. Get a kouple 'o dat Fungus Beer 'n som' 'o dem' Squigs ta' eat 'n kick bakk 'n stomp some grotz. Dat'z ought ta' fix it!
Eyy, tha Boss iz back from tha Police Work! I meself play World of Wagons 'dough. And 'ell, tha new Japaneze 'Eavies looks rather Orky ta me. I'z even tempted ta learn how to modifoy tha models jus' so ah can Orkify 'dem when they come to tha game! And in otha news, some bloody zoggin' SON-OF-A-SNIVELLIN'-GROT STOLE MAH TRUKK TODAY!! Some git fergot tha key in it, an' it gets nicked OVA NIGHT! An' tha worse 'fing is, now ah feel bad fer 'im, because ah used to ferget tha key in it plenty of toimes before without having it gotten looted, so it realleh sapped 'is mood that it happens ta him tha first time he did it. It feels roightly sad ta see 'im loike dat...
Iz aint been getting any reportz from wun ov me artist ladz, tink he moight ov jumped ship on me project. Dis makez me a sad World of tanks was fun and all but daym was it grindy.
'Ey boss! Yooz shud add me to da steam group! Name iz Detrement, youz will know da wun I am, Hur hur!
And I can't wait to harvest your teef af- er I mean conduct propa medical care on youze lots! yea... har.. har.
