Bluddy 'ell! Iz need ta get sum shoota ladz fer me little squad! Iz loik da only shoota nob 'ere dat I knowz ov! Dem sneeky gitz wotz gettn organized n such, weze need ta do da same wif da shoota ladz 'ere! let me knowz ifen ya planin on playn a shoota or sumtin!

Just remember greenskins, we may fight often, and fight well,
but by HIM - when the menace from beyond comes,

even we will fight side by side.

Until then

EY BOSS! HE TALKING ABOUT DEM PUNY SPIKEY 'UMIE GODS? YA KNOW, DA WUNS GORK AND MORK KRUMP EVERYDAY?

... Wat' da 'umie sayin'? Is 'e sayin' dat 'e regrets not bein' an Ork, an' is denou... Denom... Not wantin' ta pray ta 'is 'umie gods anymore? Is dat wat you boys are 'earin' too? I's wat I 'ear, at least.

Anyway, enuff makin' fun o' each uvva - I finks da 'umie want us ta kooperate wiff 'im if dem Kaos Marines come knockin', which, by all means, ain't dat bad an idea.

Ifen da git payz us den weze gonna 'elp em. If not den he kan choke on sum squig manure.

Git, dat line o' finkin' won't get ya far! I mean, to us Orks, dere's never been any situation where da entire race o' Orks 'ave been freatened 'fore, so it's sort o' explainable dat ya wouldn't know, but... Dem Chaos 'umies? Dey'se got a real chance. A real chance o' wipin' us all out, fer all. Just fink 'bout dat fer a moment. Da bloody 'umies 'ave based deir entire Imperium on da idea dat dey'se all gonna die o' Chaos soon, but we Orks, we never care, 'cause we've never 'ad stuff like da 'Orus 'Eresy 'appen to us. But now it may.

Ya can laff at Abbadon da Killy Fella an' talk 'bout 'is lack o' arms all day 'till sunday, but really, dat guy means business. If 'e wins, dere'll be nuffin' left. As in, nuffin'. Nuffin' ta fight, nuffin' ta loot, nuffin' ta konquer. Only nuffin'. Is dat wat ya want?

An' do ya really want teef o' all fings? Dem Chaos gits an' deir Gods is da biggest, baddest fings dere ever be, an' ya want money ta fight dem?! Blast, da great Warboss Tuska even sacrificed everythin' 'e 'ad ta be allowed ta krump dem gits ferever in da Warp! I's da biggest fing we cud ever krump!

An', just fink about dis: If we Orks ended up savin' da sorry 'umies' 'ides from Chaos, fink 'bout 'ow dem 'umies will react. Deir lives an' empire, saved... By "Xenos". It wud be bloody 'ilarious, an' I wanna be a part o' it.

Wow get da squigz outa yer trouserz, I wuz unda da impreshun dey had a job fer us. Ifen ya been 'ere long ya would know da Lead Belchas take kontracts frum odda races, infact weze had a couple frum da Chaos befor too. frum time ta time chaos come to us wif jobz askn fer 'elp on odda fingz. Da payz REEL gud n weze often getz da chance ta fight unique battlez wese wuldnt get ta foight udda wise.

An ifen ya sayn weze gonna jes take da teef n leave den ya aint usen ya brain dat gud! A wee bit ov sappatoge neva 'urt anywun, plus ifen weze go jes ta take two burdz out wif wun stone den why not! Dis topic reely iz a matta ov perception reely.

In udda newz! Any ov ya gitz on steam chek Path Of Exile out! Thrakka, Ashgarm and Me been playn it fer a bit, n weze been 'avn a blast! Itz free so chek it out sum time!