I'z 'ave my FINAL GROT TESTZ, DA' KOMIN' WEEKZ! I'z goin' ta' be really busy! I'z stokked up ta' da' throat wiff' Sikknatures aswell! Da' git above me iz roight. 'ez got a point, we'z goin' ta' lay low 'n wait, if were wiff'out anyfing ta' rally da' Boyz.
Ya gits shud learn a bit o' Kommando wisdom an' take a nap. Wenn you'se out an' rekonnin', ya just gotta take a nap ta wait fer da uvva gits ta come closer, or ta da oppatune moment o' surprise ta stab sumfin'. Nap in da cities, nap in da fortresses, nap in bushes an' nappin' on starships - We Kommandoes 'ave done it all! Also please don't tell da boss dis, it's, eh, a kompany sekret. 'e'd just spoil it. Yeah, dat's it. Just don't.
Diz iz sum pretty 'ush 'ush stuff ya gotz ere so why iz ya spredin it round loike its squig dung on ya mushroom patch loike a snotling !?!?!!? Anyoo i 'ope you gitz know wotz ya doing dere ! Also gud lukk wiff ya grot tests i gotz sum a me own komin up soon an' i know deyz gonna be a pain
Wat, ya fink ya gonna walk outta 'ere wiff dat info? Dat's pretty naive o' ya. 'Ave a Kommando evah given any info wiffout dere bein' some stabbin' immideatly afta?
HEHAA!! WAZZUP LADS!! SORRY FER BEIN GONE DEEZ LAST FEW DAYZ! REAL STUFF 'AS BEEN TAKIN UP ME TIME! DIS WEEKEND I'LL BE ON ALL DAY DOH!
Ya dere aint been no Nobz on tha teamshpeak fer a whoile now, i fink deyz got eatn by dere own Squiggoths.... But shteel it seemz sum of ya gitz plan on gettn on latta so datz gud.
Wez just got ta git da wurd out about da Lead Belchas! WEZ GONNA BE DA BIGGEST AND MEANEST ORKY KLAN FER SUR!!
