DA ELDAR AR' GONNA BE IN DA GAME SOON BOYZ! DAT MEENZ DA ORKZ GONNA GET DA SPOTLOIT SEWN AFTA DA ODDAS AR' SICK OF DA PANSIES! DAT'LL END REEL FAST!!! KEEP ON HANGIN' IN DERE BOYZ!!! WE'Z ALMOST TA ORKHONA!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
Da more A'z in WAAAGH, da bettah. Thank gork and mork Iz won't be forced ta keep 'idding meself in spikey humie outfitz forevah.
Woi'll odda forumz been talkin' 'bout dere own arses or wetha Spes Marinz shud 'ave bewbz, we've been patient, wich iz a mirikle fer orkz! Naow itz toim ta get yer arses mewvin'! Get da enginez runnin'! We'z gotta gud few monthz a'ead of us! Oi kan feel et.
I knowz rite, dat talk is down rite weirder dan da Weird 'eads. Yep yep da enginez are getting warmed up, den we can push da big red button!
Der but fer da grace o' Mork duz we WAAAGH! in silence. But da time o' Mork is ova. Let da time o' Gork commens! WAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Da only one's gonna be havin' fun 'ere is da Orkz! You humies are too grim dark to ever have something as joyous as "fun" But yeah Boyz we're looking at one, maybe two weeks before we finally get some Ork teasers! Means soon WE'ZE gonna get a rush of new Boyz for our Waaaghz!
Oi thank mork! ive been buildin all sorts 'f fingys n dohickeys n guns! lotsa lotsa guns! wes can finally uze 'em boys! ... iz wanna shoot wunna dem pansies dat stoles our spotloit first... BUT IZ STILL GUNNA SHOOT DEM ALL! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I jus need ta dakka me dem flyin gits! Dey always croin bout somfing an its about toim we gave em somefing ta really croi about!
Soonz I'z get me golden fixah, I'z gonna start fixin' faces propah! I'z gonna be rollin' in teef! I'z gonna 'ave all da shiniest gubbinz, da flashiest dakka, an' da choppiest choppas!
