Wot? Now...? I woz makin a desine fer a Cannon fer wun ov dem Gargants. A Gun dat lornches Killa Kans in sum drop-poddy armur. So dey dunt boom wen dey land. If dey did boom tho...dat'd work too.
Attention greenskin hordes, your ramshackle inventions will not help you when the Emperor's finest attack. You will all burn in His holy light!
Dis iz da place for de boyz ta get da WAAAAAAAGH!!!! rollen, Youz no Ork Boy , youz not Even a grot, youz in da wrong place choas boy!! Now wherez me trukk!!! dem stinkin grot took it when mez back was turned grrrrrrrrrrr, time to loot anoter one hahahaha bigga andz betta more shoota and big big BIG DEATHROLLA!!!!
ya all er finking too 'umie ya lousy grotz! We needz a battlewagon wiv suum dem zapp gunz, 6 or 8 or 12 of em will doo.... DEN we needz som ov dem fighta bomba engins, an mount dem on da back! Afder dat we needz annva battle wagon or somfing an crush it into a rite propa ram! Den we joose some grotz or 'umies wiv a stompas engine geers, an paint da hole fing red!
Orks... Is there a MekBoy among you who has thought to use the "Shokk attack gun" for something... bigger than snotlings?
I remembur whenz me an' me ol' Mek wurkt on a Shokk Attack Gun da size ov a Gargant itzelf. We were preparin' fer a waaagh, see. Well, it sort ov rumbled a bit, and shot out dis fing: http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Hierophant Wich den ate all da boyz. And den ate ma arm...Wich waz good, cuz nowz I gotz a Big shoota graftid on it. But still, Shokk Attak Guns are betta if left to a smalla size. Uva stuff can alwayz gain more dakka tho... Oh, an' evilcheeze... DAT LAST FING YOU SED WOZ MY IDEA! Jus' it gotz da Grinda Polez on da frunt, and a shokk attak gun on da bakk. And ALL ov it iz Red. An' it getz pain'ed wiv mor red da mor umies get squished unda it.
