Tell dat to band of boyz who only want a good bashin'... den... BOOOM ! DAKKA DAKKA ! All humies are dead like a squished grot... Ya know... dose dakka gitz neva left sumfing ta kill. Soo... we must run fasta... or get to da choppa... err i mean some big squishy battlewagon with deffrolla and get to dem first !
Dats wot Iz been tellin ya Boyz! Da Pile o Doom Iz makin' iz da Fastist Battle Wagun eva. Deff Rollas on da frunt, Shokk Attack Gun on da Bak, an ALL pain'ed Red for da Waagh. Da Mor blud dat gets pain'ed on, da redda it gets, and da fasta it goes! Datz why I iz da smarta Mekkboss me. Not dem uva gitz.
Aye! Why iz youz boyz waste'n time here talk'n when dem spiky boyz an' flashy mahreenz iz scrapp'n over 'ere? LETZ MAKE DIZ A PROPPA FIGHT! http://forum.eternalcrusade.com/threads/so-how-does-it-feel-brothers.1512/
Ergh... it juzt a humie talkin' dey always muckin' about silly fings ! We stomp dem all fer gud, but no in da talkin' buissnez, wez orkz ! If we want to stomp sumffing we stomin' ! Not talkin' ! GrotStompa... da plan iz gud anyway... ya from dat Evil Sunz gitz? Iz talkin' much wivv da blood axez boss and doze takt... tactics gitz say dere iznt any Meanest and Greenest plan wot work always. Cuz for example, ya gud plan saying... we go fastaaa ! And chopp dem in melee fightin' but it workz in da dezert and dusty places... and dont work in da forest or hillz. An' dey sayz, we must 'ave many diffrunt gud planes for diffrunt occasion.
Da loota tank ready boss big Mek Razgork get tingz rollen , da Waaaaaaaagh won't break down!! Hahahahaha now wherez my trukk!!!
Let me getz dis right boss. We needz some spikey stuff, few of dem bikzes, lots of looted dakka umzzzz one of those pointy eared boyz wavez thigs supped up nice and goodz and a few truckz with death rollerz on the frontz? OK MEKS LETZ GET TO WORK YOU LAZY GITS THE BOSS WANTS MORE OF OUR SHINNY TOYZ FOR DA WAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
