Now DAT'Z dakka! But we'ze need ta go deeperz... gunz shootin' gunz, shootin' grotz, shootin' gunz, shootin' gunz, shootin' grotz, shootin' grotz, shootin' gunz! All of it on a 'uge trukk or what 'ave ya! I'd like ta kuztomize yer vehiclez a bit too come ta fink of it. A right flash bike with lots of spikez and kit, or none fer da simpler ork.
Oi why didn't Iz t'ink of dat? Dat iz flash dat iz! Warboss Grot-Stompa iz jen-ush, wouldn't mind fightin' in his WAAAGH!
JUST GET ME A SQUIGGOFF WIT LOTZ OF DAKKA GUNZ!!! Give me da reins!! And let ME SHOOT ALL DEM HUMMIES FULL OF HOLES!!
(Forgive me my orky is a tad rusty) Youz Gitz arnt finkin right weze orks we'll just take da ummies and dem skinny long eared gitz stuff and make it good and orky cause whateva they can make weze can loot and make betta
Now boyz, let's fink gud and 'ard 'ere. Wez Orks, roight? We'z da biggest, da stompiest, da shootiest, and da greenest! Now, I luvz me a gud choppa as much as da next boy, nut'in betta dan 'avin' a roight proppa choppa ta slice, dice, pick through loot, ya know Ork fingz! But we needs to get da foight faster. Nut'in' wurse dan a bunch of boyz late to da foight! And as any roight proppa WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! speci..spac..... finker knows! We gotz to get to da foight fast! We 'it 'em 'ard, clean, and ded killy! Da puny'z got some decent flash! But da BOYZ GOT ALL DA FLASH WE CUD EVA NEED! LOOT IT AND MAKE IT ORKY, AND IF IT'S ALREADY ORKY, LOOT AND MAKE IT ORKIER!!!
Dem good wordz. Well Spokun. Joosh, do woteva ya want to da "Pile o' Doom". Jus' make shur youz paint dem red. Makez it da Fastest eva! Nowz to makez a Gattlin' Bom Squig Launcha. Itz gonna fiya 70 SPM. Dats Squig Per Minit. If wez runz outta squigs, wez gotta uze dem grot boms.
Oi?! All of ya, wuz 'ard thinkin' ?! We'z da orkz or wat?! All of ya talkin' much about dakka... like dis humies! Da bezt way to killin' iz SMASHIN' AND STOMPIN'! Da orky way ! Cuz we are BIG and STRON, not like a soft pink humies... anway... dakka waz fun, but most of ya gitz killin' dis humie and panzy runts before we can smash dem ! Soo.... less thinkin' about dakka ! More thinkin' about choppin'! Yhhrrr... iz think... if we want loot smufing, we should give dis job to some blood axes kommandos or death skullz gitz... dey loot my squig pet anyway : \
Nowz nowz, TrollKommando, both dakka an' choppaz are good. Whichever one an ork likez, really. Or a good stikkbomb or free. I likez seein' dem gitz all blow up, yannow? BOOM!
