Alright you lot! Since I'z da biggest, I sez we needs ta' get all da gubbinz and bitz, an' start makin' our trukks for dis new WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! we'z gonna be havin' soon. Need lotz'a gubbinz for it, we does. Ermm... Anyone got any ideas fer' how dese' trukks is gonna be? (VEHICLES, WE NEED THEM. If we get vehicles, how could we design them to make them REALLY orky? I mean, tabletop, you can just build the frame, slather said frame in glue, throw bits at it, and whatever sticks, is how it ends up. Ideas?)
We needs maximal dakka on all over the front, and allso on the sides just in case anyone tries something sneaky. And in the back in case something's extra sneaky, and on top for flying gits. And also on the bottom just in case.
Ya'z finkin too small, ya git! Wut we needz is sumtin...bigga, more shooty, more choppy..... Oi'll find da mek boyz and see wut dey gots cooki' up (I wonder if they'll have large objective matches where the control will allow for the fielding of a gargant)
Let'z 'ope dat a battlewagon can come in an' we can allz jump on it an' man, er, ork dem turrets. Just gotta 'ope da driver isn't a jerk. Den when we'ze all on da battlewagon, it drives up, we'ze all pop out and stomp 'n kill! Or stayz on an' use da dakka, and da rokkits. Or maybe it blowz up an' killz us all. I dunno, maybe I'd just walk instead.
Oi, we don' need no stinkin' trukks! Trukks and battlewagons is thinkin' small! We'z need stompas! We'z need to loot some of dem baneblades too!
Ya squigs fink ya should know how'ta make a proper orky trukk? Well it'z real simple like, Furst off, ya get da trukk! Sekond, ya put yer flash bitz on da trukk, so da squigs who don't gots no trukk knows to get outta da way! Thurdly, stikk as much of yer dakka on da trukk as ya kan! Don't ferget to make it so doze ungrateful gitz ya pick up can shoot when ya drive! Lastly, ya put AS MANY STIKKBOMBS AS YA CAN IN DA TRUKK, SO WHEN YA DRIVE IT INTO DEM' YA MAKE A NICE BIG 'SPLOSION WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Yous lots be overtink'n a bit ya? Wot abboud dem Emperor boyz and der bikes? We gotta nick some o' dem so we can be fast... an' maybe we can paint 'em red an add some flashy bitz. Where's da kommando squads when ya need em? Dem gitz is always muckin' aboud. Get dem boyz to steal it real proppa like... (what about single person mounted bikes and hovers/etc?)
A gargant would be a great objective of some sort, like a Conquest kind of game; like king of the hill. oppositely, I like the idea of vastly augmented (and different) looted wagons from the other three races being standard transports.
