*Gets in, lowers his voice, makes a big sigh* "Oright ya gitz. Me iz big ol Weirdboy Gherghaz Headsmasha and me got asked by yer waaghboss to join da biggest waagh eva, but i had ta see whatz up with ya boyz! Me iz zupportive as can be ta elp ya gitz slug those ummies 'n sneaky pointy-earz good. Da voizes of big green Gork an Mork pound in me tiny head 'n tell me to join ya waaagh!, so 'ere me go. tryn ma most best da fit, eh? All i wanna know before me doez me dezission iz 2 spezhul thingz. 1. I wanna ear da boss talkin az orky az can be over da voize chat juz to make sure hez orky nuff. can't take ordaz from some git zoundin like a snotling! 2. Zecond, me for sure beein in anotha warband of zome stinky panzy chaos warband az, sure az green is gud, so iz that a prolem or not? Maybe if orkz are smashier and betta than that, me will be only 'ere, will see. If thatz beein caze soona or later or whenever, count me in. Got skullz da smash and waaghz da win! EDITZ: Me'z not tu sure 'bout me name yet. juz da zay!
Alroght boyz listens up, Garrisons are out and so is da sparkly panzdarz, so I finkinm why not play a few games in dere shews? Bests way ta know somefin is ta walk a mile in dere shews nah? Wez gonna learn dere weapons and taktics and den, we gonna stomp as em or stomp em az da spiky boyz, Dem eldar got some maja dakka so gettin in will be ard. What da ya boys fink?
For one Boy, I'z glad ye' finally crossed over to da green side, been waitin' for ye' to come to yer' senses for awhile now! As fer' your speshul condishunz... I 'fink we can come to an agreement! Just roll with us in our team speak, and you'll 'ear me Ork voice. You can also 'ear it when I bark out orders to the rest of da Spikey Boyz or Panzee gitz! Yer' name is proper Orky so I'd still go with that! I'll draw you a proper picture when I can, still got @Pigofwar @Zvatto and @Krugalicious to draw! You'z bein' in anuddah Warband on ya spikey boy isn't a problem in the slightest, so long as it's a separate faction! Each of your separate races can be in a different guild, yer' Orkz though better be some 'Ard Waaaghboyz!!! WELCOME BROTHER TOASTER TO DA ARD WAAAGHBOYZ AT LAST! Add me on steam, den i'll toss ya an invite to our team speak and steam group! BOYZ! WE'ZE GOT 'ANUDDA PAINMEK FOR DA WAAAAAAGH!!!
AAAAAaaaaahhhhh..............oooooohhhhhhhhh............Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhh.............ooooohh c-careful wif da teeth..........y-y-yes dats......oooohhhhhhhh......aaaaaaahhhhhh.......i stickin' my multi-melta in yo predator.....Ohhhhhh for Gork a-and Mork thi....ahhh.....ohhhhh.....IAM STOMPINNNNNNN!!!...ha........ha......ahh. 1)Fuck Eldar Multi-melta 2)Dat new heavy weapon is great(when you are not playing against it that is) 3)Banshee DOESN'T HAVE BOOTY 4)Space Marines are turtles
BOYZ DEM ELDAR ARE SABOTAGING ME GAMIN' TINGY! Seriously though my game is dumping frames to a slideshow whenever I try to play or fight them. Dam panzees kant handle me! But if I can get in a game wiff only oomies well... heheh... STOMPIN' TIME! But yeah I wont be on too much until it's fixed.
I've been getting frame drops on certain maps too.. Always specifically when fighting Eldar.. DEM PANZEES GOT SUMFIN TO DO WIFF THIS!
Probably. Dey 're also slim as f. You just cant see if t's a boy or a girl. But whateva'.GREEN IS DA BEST.WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
