Look wot I gotz 'ere, a Flashy Git wiff Lotz O' Teef and another Goff. I fink we'ze could fit you two in da Clan. Welcome den to Da 'Ard Waaaghboyz! We'll find a place for ye' two in da Wagonz. Take a look at the front page for our rules and a few guidelines, then you can add me on Steam (Warboss Krokilla) and join da Steam Group. We'll grab you two as soon as we're online again and jump into da Alpha once we're armed wiff da Team Speak! If you beat us to da next battle, just add the -WBZ- Tag at the back of yer' namez! Show all of Arkhonaz you'z Waaaghboyz and proud of it! WELCOME YA GROTZ! NOW GO KILL SOMETHIN'! WAAAAGH!!!!
Ha, boss iz sayin' now da back a da name. Datz probly cuz a dis git roight 'ere. Iz akshually putz it at da fron't outta 'abit, turnz out Iz not da most kunnin' a da bunch. Datz da first fing da 'umies'll see when Iz zoggen' 'em, so iz guessin' datz why da boss ain't smashed me.
Yew wot'?! Ye' put da tag in FRUNT OF YER NAME?! Oi youz 'bout as dence as da hide of a gargant aren't ya boy?... Ah well, we'ze can work wiff dat.
.... Dis is good finkin' dat is. Get da Docz! We'ze got experimenting to do.. If we'ze paint da 'umiez green, maybe it'll make dem less runty.
Where da boyz at? I'z been smashing dese puny 'umies all alone. Gettin stuck in iz twice as fun wif a good mob 'a boyz!
Sorry lad, iz preppin' ta move in a few weeks soz is not gonna be on as much. I can see if da over lads want to Waaagh though.
Iz been wif me family, but iz be 'ere dis week. Iz plannin' on playin' lotz, so if ya wanna stomp sum 'umies den me'd be 'appy ta join ya.
