Community: "Jesus, do you devs even play your own game. OMG. Like, what's with these auto-cannons. TOO OP. I should never die because someone shoots me, causes my currently health to hit zero, and then kills me. This is unacceptable. You guys have a huge team, of... 500! YES, 500 DEVELOPERS and you're trying to con artist us, like OCEANS ELEVEN. You think you can fool us? I'll have you know I studied C++ extensively, for a couple hours on a coding website tutorial AND I could make a better game. What's with these elites, huh? You're CHARGING us for EXTRA content? What is this... A ROBBERY? No, this is unacceptable. Eldar are OP, regardless of the fact that they can be gunned down in SECONDS if you even have a small amount of BRAIN CELLS, but I DON'T CARE. You guys have NO IDEA what you're doing. ALSO... could you guys add another faction that would split resources and dev time, instead of balancing or fixing current content in the game? Add some more LSM customization for me, my Dark Angel Chapter Master General Commander Muh Bolter Battle Brother needs better looking armor choices for Garrison dueling, thanks!" Me: (Also, I gave you four choices to pick with, up to four choices to choose from, four times with four choices.)
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little mon'keigh? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Seal Aspect, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Arkhona, and I have over 300 confirmed instant vehicle kills. I am trained in orangutan warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire npc forces. You are nothing to me but just another loyalist. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this planet, mark my pointy words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the webway? Think again, apo. As we speak I am contacting my webway of spies across Arkhona and your chapter is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, pinky. The psychic storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your emperor. You’re dad is dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands while stealthed. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Dire Avenger Aspect Shrine and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little mon'keigh. If only you could have known what fabulous retribution your little “loyal” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your increasingly accurate fire. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the LP price, you emp-damned tactical. I will shit jewels all over you and you will drown in them. You’re f*cking blue, ultramarine .
Hahahahaha.... Haha... haaa... That would be funny... if it weren't so sad. Well you have been replaced, I don't need anyone now When I delete you maybe I'll stop feeling so bad. Welcome to the community anyway
If Orks had any sort of decent sized playerbase this poll would look different. LSM just get the most complaints because 80% of your games are played against LSM.
Hey guys, I got a great idea! Let's add the Imperial Guard! I already know how we could implement them...
I actually share the opinion that I feel LSM is no threat to other factions, 90% of the time because of the population of LSM. I have a way harder time with Chaos.
