Proceeds to attach bitz of shrubbery to his kit. On da wun 'and- it wozzn't me choppa- but on da uver 'and- it woz mine. Da hunt iz on! Now if only i cud remembah yer name in game. . .
*hides, paints the slugga blue and ties a squig skull to the top, writing "snazz" on the side* Ahhhhh, me patented Snazzy Squigshoota. Dat git'll nevah find it now!
Dats nuffin! Wait til u see my new speshul purpl slugga! Freshly paint'd! Da grots neva wil seen it comin! ... ... ... ... Krap..... I kant see it eiva....
Arr- pee? Ya in da ork subforawotzit. Everyfingz fair game! 'Sides. Dis 'ere pretty speak iz 'ow i type natrully, fer realzies! It'z da most 'ficciant form ov kommunikashun since Mork Code. I keep mixin' up me dotz and me dashes, do.
Only fing I loik bout da chain choppa is da loif-steala bit! But it still don't look as snazz as good ol' choppa wif da arma shreddin' bitz! Itz got lotza dagz!
OI! I saidz I loiked it, didn't I?! 'Sides... It's noice tah 'ave some uvvah gitz ta talk to in da proppah speak. When Iz try tah talk tah dem oomie gitz away from da com-poo-tar, de
Gud! We'z need more yellerz ta spread da glorius word! I'z led ta believe dat da uverz aint aware ov da word.
Oh dat Orky speak, I'z like it a lot but uvva gitz just be moanin' an' groanin' bout it all bluddy day. Need a good punch to da face, dat's wut I sez!
Most fools have music blasting in the background. The Rev of a chain weapon giving away a guy's position has saved me quite a few times.
