nobody jokes about the Ultramarines and lives....without severe trauma. i called in a favor from the Crimson Fists apothecary to execute your punishment. here's a hint, the Crimson on the Fist is not paint...think happy thoughts..because by the Emperor, you will need it...it's a POWAH FIST!!! O_O *turns to the Chaplain* ok, call the next one in, Brother..the depressing one who referred us as "smurf"! What? no not that one! that's a chandelier, brother..seriously? how ancient are you? go get the space goth or whatever they are called now..hmm? Dark Angels?? pffffffffBWAHAHAHA..*wipes away tear*..oh Emperor, thy greatness is matched only by thy sense of humour..ok, send the space emo to Fenris. ok, brothers! the betting starts in 10 minutes..how long will he last before he start crying for his chapter master?
Brave Brothers fighting on Arkhona, the Fists of the Imperium will come to your aid soon! Together we shall strike down the Heretics and the Xeno-filth!
I will be joining you brothers until Helbrecht calls be back to the Crusades. I will never fail Rogal Dorn and Sigismund and of course the Immortal Emperor!
i must've missed the memo, i heard imperial fists will be next instead of space wolves..any truth to that? if so, how come?
