Then give me your spine, since you're clearly not using it. Refusal is tantamount to heresy and punishable by forcibly removing your spine. It's a lose-lose situation, but then again so is playing Space Marines to begin with. FEEL MY PAIN, AND THEN WALK TO THE FUCKING OBJECTIVE BECAUSE SOME SQUAD-LESS TUMOR DECIDED HE NEEDED A PERSONAL TAXI AND TOOK A FUCKING RHINO SOMEWHERE OUT IN THE OPEN FOR FIRE DRAGON #353 TO POP UP FROM FUCKING NOWHERE AND PLANT TWO BOMBS ON IT.
SOME OF US HAVE TO DEFEND THE POINT BY OURSELVES BECAUSE THE FERALS ARE WALKING TO THE NEXT TIME CAP WHILE A RHINO IS BEING USED AS A TAXI. THE SLOW PINGS OF +15xp BEING YOUR ONLY COMPANION AS YOU WAIT FOR THE ANSWER OF WHICH FORM OF ANNOYANCE YOU GET TO PUNCH FIRST. NO VOICES SHALL YOU HEAR, ONLY A PROMISE OF FIST TO FACE WAITING TO BE PAID. Bling fist does it best, worth every lp.
It bears noting that LSM still won less than Chaos, who did reach their goal, and Chaos when last measured was a significantly smaller faction. Possibly less so currently. CSM: 2053 Wins LSM: 1931 Wins Eldar: 1295 Wins Orks: 1184 Wins
