youz arr'eadedd gitz... Timmitz seez needdz eksplain. Youz drrownz one an youz stopz anota un... meltitazkin it be calld...
You lot gotz it all 'rong. Ya chop off 'is 'ead den ya throw it in da riva'. 'E can drown betta' dat way.
Oi likes ta grab an arm an a leg dan pull real 'ard like, dey pops real good if ye do it roight, bit go ev'rywhere! Or if dey small 'umies, ye can beat wun ta death wid anudder one, dey both make da funniest noises as dey collide.
Shootin', den choppin', den stompin', an' den burnin' Dunno wha' odder iz? Iz it eaten' d'ose cooked up bitz? Kuz I kinda do dat sumtimez too.
Odder weyz of killin'. If ya liek ta make a git swollo 'is own scat till 'e chowks ta deth, den odder is fer ya.