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Banshee Or Farseer As A Girlfrind?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by Kythus-the-Blooded, Oct 24, 2013.

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Who would you date from the eldar race? sense they have the only femal characters.

  1. Banshee

    62 vote(s)
    48.8%
  2. Farseer

    65 vote(s)
    51.2%

  1. Is that a threat?
  2. Nah just stating that khorne doesn't care.

  3. *Grumbles*

    Whatever.

    And by the Way, Banshees are FAR superior to Farseers, for reasons previously stated.
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  4. Agreed!
  5. Aeargil Aeargil Subordinate

    Hard decision! hmm ... Farseer for me. Woman who can see a future and tell me about upcoming events ... what, where, how, who & how many ... From second side ... a wild screaming in excitement Eldar girlfriend on fire would be not bad at all ... Perhaps two girlfriends? :p
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  6. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
  7. Brothers, a true disciple of chaos would not be foolish enough to automatically assume he may only choose one. The Gods would encourage you to choose both and use them as you wilt. Both would provide equal and different sensory sustenance.
  8. Urgh...hard to pick the lesser of two evils.

    Chaos dude: *gives flowers* "Happy birthday"
    Farseer: *phenomenal slap*
    Chaos dude: "Oww...what the- what in Slaanesh's name did I do to deserve that?"
    Farseer: "That was because you will cheat on me in seven years' time"
    Chaos dude: "You're joking...jeez. And you're wrong. Now I know how good your right hook is, I sure won't be cheating on you."
    Farseer: "And that is why I slapped you. I have closed that future off permanently."
    Chaos dude: "Wait a minute. That's convenient. Surely that means you could just slap me for any flipping reason and claim it was all to prevent something far into the future that might not happen anyway?"
    Farseer: "Fate is never easy on us. Wait, you're going to say what about my mother next Christmas?"
    Chaos dude: (ducks) "I'm outta here..."

    Or

    Chaos dude: *gives flowers* "Happy birthday"
    Banshee: *ear-splitting screech*
    Chaos dude: "Aaaagh, my ears. My ears are bleeding."
    Banshee: "Sorry, that happens whenever I get excited or emotional about anything."
    Chaos dude: "Jeez. Maybe I should wear frigging earplugs all the time, just in case."
    Banshee: "I knew it. I knew you never listen to a word I say!"
    Chaos dude: "That's not what I-"
    Banshee: "You just wish I'd shut up and be a quiet, pretty thing on your arm, don't you! I've a mind to -"
    Chaos dude: "No...No! Don't even thi-"
    Banshee: *ear-splitting screech*
    Chaos dude: (clutches ears) "I'm outta here..."
  9. Nore Member

    I'll take both. At the same time.

    Though a Banshee... The screams... Hmm. I'd love it.
  10. That's why we have sound modules for your ears so we can decrease the volume

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