*Grumbles* Whatever. And by the Way, Banshees are FAR superior to Farseers, for reasons previously stated.
Hard decision! hmm ... Farseer for me. Woman who can see a future and tell me about upcoming events ... what, where, how, who & how many ... From second side ... a wild screaming in excitement Eldar girlfriend on fire would be not bad at all ... Perhaps two girlfriends?
Brothers, a true disciple of chaos would not be foolish enough to automatically assume he may only choose one. The Gods would encourage you to choose both and use them as you wilt. Both would provide equal and different sensory sustenance.
Urgh...hard to pick the lesser of two evils. Chaos dude: *gives flowers* "Happy birthday" Farseer: *phenomenal slap* Chaos dude: "Oww...what the- what in Slaanesh's name did I do to deserve that?" Farseer: "That was because you will cheat on me in seven years' time" Chaos dude: "You're joking...jeez. And you're wrong. Now I know how good your right hook is, I sure won't be cheating on you." Farseer: "And that is why I slapped you. I have closed that future off permanently." Chaos dude: "Wait a minute. That's convenient. Surely that means you could just slap me for any flipping reason and claim it was all to prevent something far into the future that might not happen anyway?" Farseer: "Fate is never easy on us. Wait, you're going to say what about my mother next Christmas?" Chaos dude: (ducks) "I'm outta here..." Or Chaos dude: *gives flowers* "Happy birthday" Banshee: *ear-splitting screech* Chaos dude: "Aaaagh, my ears. My ears are bleeding." Banshee: "Sorry, that happens whenever I get excited or emotional about anything." Chaos dude: "Jeez. Maybe I should wear frigging earplugs all the time, just in case." Banshee: "I knew it. I knew you never listen to a word I say!" Chaos dude: "That's not what I-" Banshee: "You just wish I'd shut up and be a quiet, pretty thing on your arm, don't you! I've a mind to -" Chaos dude: "No...No! Don't even thi-" Banshee: *ear-splitting screech* Chaos dude: (clutches ears) "I'm outta here..."