Standing infront of the glorious palisade that was the orkoid`s glorious structure,Zeth with no small effort,contained himself lest he burst in laughter.The entire chamber looked like a work of Orks.Adept was convinced that Zogum could do a half-arsed better job then them. Looking around,Adept could see evidences of orkoid`s sacrilege and crude craftmanship that was so iconic with their race.With a sudden frown on his face,Adept turned inward to the Band. "I dont like this...and not only because of tech-heresy..."-added Zeth wairly as his eyes darted from one corner to another,paranoia settling in his mind.He felt no presence...and neither could feel the Ark`s machine spirit...
OOC: So you're telling me that there is a room that was built in the like of a man that was bitten by a house, and through which every full moon such a man becomes the dreaded Werehouse? Oh yeah, and uh, is it alright if you guys help me catch up with (At least in a TL;DR format) everything that has happened so far?
OOC: Warehouse, it is the technical term for a storage area, I just misspelled it and didn't realize it, I'll go correct it now.
OOC: I was just making a joke! D: Why can't we have a room that is built in the design of a Werehouse?
OOC:You asked for it... tl;dr?WHAT!?That smacks of tech-heresy! So...a group of several individuals 'spawn' in a chamber where everything is quite dark and spartan,except one glowing table...i mean data-slate.On it are the 'orders' from the unknown (GM) that the 'spawned' should go and...well do them!The merry Band of misfists (i dont actually recall the size...but we had two orks too much!) went around,explored finding out it is a ship!Stumbling on a 'field workshop' they find an incredibly annoying kid Tau that goes around and intimidate.But thats okay since Kyrana (a Dark Eldar Wych!) slaughtered the kiddo infront of the Band (a image that has traumatized us deeply).With the kids death they have all 'respawned' back in the first chamber,data-slate glowing again...but this time!They had someone new! ME!I mean...Electropriest Zeth me!Praise the Omnissiah! After the necessary adaptation (in which i have been manhandled and blackmailed by an Ork (DaKaptin RPed it!)) we went out and find deck`s armory.We do a little job for the dude but he requests exploration...or some sh!t.Also...booze which Cameron (Chirurgeon) has and brews.(dont drink it!) Further on we meet a Mechanicum attachment with a...visually appealing to sensors...Techpriestess that seemingly leads them.She is actually an apparition (as are all others) and Jack almost falls in love with her.She provided us shelter and resupply but we got 'respawned' again in THAT chamber.Only this time the data-slate showed only the updated map of the Ark. We went out to the location of Mechanicum detachment,but the poor blokes (and the TECHPRIESTESS!) were gone,or horribly horribly mutilated and killed.Blood here,pieces of robes there...but no bodies!We meet this Tau bloke in a XV88...or smth...battlesuit and during a standoff we almost killed the bloke but there was an Ork attack and he was gone,or Jack killed him...i dont remember.(The battlesuit Tau was just a 'vengeance dude' for that Tau kid that Kyrana so lovingly GUTTED...or disemboweled...i forgot). Anyway...we find a storage hangar of the Mechanicum blokes...(where i find a locket of the Techpriestess with her picture on it ) and we find a copy of 'Credo Omnissiah' and TONS of canned food.Cameron sets up his...hospital somewhere and Kyrana made us a DINING TABLE!Well...scrapped up more likely,with chairs!Also...flak helmets as bowls for salad!Awesome! Reading the tome,Electropriest gets zapped by his psyhic power from the Beyond and starts having his mind pummeled by data,seemingly from the ships Machine Spirit.Jack,Cameron and Kyrana went out to the mess hall on this deck to get...smth. During Zeth`s vision he sees a terrible new life-forms JUST about to attack the unsuspecting trio in the mess hall.It turned out to be Tyranids,which Jack flashed on with his Hellgun,Cameron slapped with a frying pan and Kyrana...rode.No...she seriously tried to ride and tame one of the more...bulky Tyranids...useful as a mount.But then a Necron appeared,blasted the lifeform to...Hivemind Heaven? and disappeared (the Necron).A small Skull-Prove appeared,scanning the area but disappeared.Oh yeah...and Zeth Zeus`d few of the bleedin` Genestealers. From the mess-hall Zeth gets a Lifter Sentinel up and running (i dont know what it did in the mess hall...it was THERE!) and Zeth committed tech-heresy!BLASPHEMY! He converted the petro-chem engine of the Sentinel...in a barbeque grill.Yep...fml. Returning back to our 'base' we roasted some grox meat,made some salad from canned fruit (Kyrana did...) and Cameron made moonshine from the leftovers of the fruit. Bam! We got 'respawned' again. During that time...the GM-ership got changed...twice!,between Uriel to Dony,then to Uriel again for a brief time,then Kyrana...then Dony and Kyrana as it is now.(Kyrana being a Inquisitor and a DE). So...by this time Zeth gets 'headaches' and starts rambling and frying some nasty Eldar that tried invading our 'base'.We win...but at a cost of co-operating with the xenos.They kinda got...swallowed in the RPs carelessness...and are...kinda...still patrolling that area...but we dont care. Anyway...following the updated data-slate instructions (which we figured out to be a manual to "how to pass purgatory' since...whole ship was actually a 'purgatory' for 'Exiles'...thus the name) we find the Armory again...which,now is being operated not by a human...but by Kroot!(Thank you Uriel you lazy son of...) The xeno bloke (which i couldnt kill despite me being a psyker AND a Electropriest) asked that we go and retrieve a...book.A tome actually (Codex Astartes!!!!!) which was owned by a Necron in his...library.There we split,since Zeth insists on exploring the bridge (or...we were forced there by smth...dunno).During the travel...Electropriest in the psy-communion with the Machine Spirit figures out that they are not aboard ANY regular ship stuck in space somewhere...but that the Band is aboard a Mechanicum ARK! *dum dum duuuuum* ((its name is His Will)where its Machine Spirit begs for...'release'.We still are trying to figure out what that means...) Kyrana and Cameron (since...they like each-other) went after the book...which they found...they retrieved it to the Armory Kroot and...well...the little chicken was grateful and stuff! Meanwhile,Jack,an Ork...probably Grimchop and Zeth get to the bridge (almost) where they find locked doors,security systems and bla bla bla.Zeth turns all that sh!t off but finds a servo-skull from the earlier RP spying on them.Jack was close to caught the infernal thing but it escaped in the vent. duct. Finally going to the bridge we get captured by a lot of guardsmen and their respective Sentinels.With our hands raised we get to the bridge to find it to be a local parody of brazilian favela`s on which on top there is a command throne of the captain.The local Captain is very probably a spawn of Nurgle, (speculation) which he gives us an ultimatum.Since he 'rules' the Ark...he will send us to the Generatorium (engineroom) to kill Commissar Valkoth,the only bloke on the entire Ark who was with him but seeing him...do stuff,rebelling and leading resistance now.Thats where we meet Captain`s newest captor...Jozai!A Blood Angels failed neophyte and a high noble of Baal Secundus.Captain opened the...shutters on the plasteel windows tuhs revealing to us all the 'time distortion' stuff and 'apparition stuff' and 'purgatory/HELL! stuff'' to be a byproduct of a....Black Hole. (thank you Dony...). The Ark is trapped on a horizon of a Black Hole and thus standard laws of physics (in rare cases) are being bent or entirely broken(the only thing that keep the Ark from being swallowed by the Hole is its mighty engines).Also...that has an interesting and unsuspecting backlash on the psyches of the Ark`s unlucky denzies.Thus the 'semi-serious RP' aspect of it. We accepted the Captain`s proposal (we love our lives!) and we get 'respawned'. Back in the chamber we...plot...not very successfully and we start going toward the Generatorium.We met there a lot of...trivial stuff...socializing and stuff. After all the trivia we meet an Inquisitor of the Ordo Malleus (just like that) with his...retinue,who conscript us to His service.(cant say no...again.) His goal is to find the...Hereticus Librarius...or smth like that and we are to aid him.Luckly both the Librarius and Generatorium are in the same direction. Now...an Inquisitorial Band of Exiles lurks forward until we meet an obstacle,bulkhead doors,reinforced.After massive SWAG done by Zeth he opens the door,but someone attacks them from behind. Jack,Cameron and Zeth bring down the assailant who appears to be a Necron!Soulless! *swears in binary**spits* Samarech...the Immortal is defeated but not broken.It gets up,b!tchslaps Electropriest Zeth,in which Zeth gets up,p!ssed off because his 'Credo Omnissiah' copy was all but burnt out and smeared in ashes during the electrical discharge.Only a Cog Mechanicum symbol from the tomes front cover remained (he still haz it).Tho he swallows his pride and anger.Cause he is a swell guy! Recruiting Samarech...or 'recht'...i forgot..we went in,finding bunch of deactivated turrets.There we meet Zogum,an Ork...half-Mek,half-Frankenstein maker/alchemist.He gets recruited/accepted/not killed/not frizzled/not scorched/not stabbed. Getting closer to Generatorium,Zeth discovers from local logi-engine that all security systems (numerous turrets and bulkhead doors) were actually tampered with and deactivated by a Techpriest (not Zeth.). Getting closer to Generatorium,we find a spectacular and AWESOME vista of plasma-furnaces and turbines that are feeding the plasma engines of the Ark.Drunk with the excess power that is in the air,Adept Zeth starts hearing...whispers.The stuff is still stuck with him...and tends to make him homicidal....for lolz.Tho he kept it cool so far. Getting to the control room of all the security systems of the Generatorium,bunch of Guardsmen accidentally open fire on Inquisitor.On Inquisitors orders Zeth....fries them all...but one.Which Cameron saved,due to his leet skillz as a drunk Chirurgeon.There rushes in Commissar Valkoth and we get all talky,talky (the bloke has zero tolerance even toward Inquisitors...?) and he invites us for tea and biscuits.Unfortunately the bloke had Jozai`s,thought lost,Bolt Pistol.Tho...that got sorted out peacefully. Anyway...thats where we meet Techpriest Enginseer Zial, (secretly a Magos!) who was all the time manipulating machines to let us past.He reveals that little thingie to Zeth and Zeth only.Also with stuff that...you know...Band & Valkoth alliance wont hold and that Valkoth is preparing few 'surprises' for us just to get to the Captain and get to rule the Ark,which is a city on itself (and populated more densely and colorfully then some Pleasure Moonw.) From that...well....you know the rest. Kudos plox! Praise the Omnissiah! Oh...and there was an Eldar with us once...a Guardian.(Kyrana was so...INTERESTED in him). The bloke died in a fight against...smth (i blame Cameron!).Jack has his soulstone....or Kyrana. Interesting trivia that CAN increase your chances of survival in the BAND: -The Ark is a functional ship...not a Hulk. (or you will ride the lightning!Courtesy of a mad Electropriest). -Kyrana is a Wych...with no battle-stims for 144 pages.It is...self-explanatory why i state this. -Cameron is always drunk.Well his classification of 'drunk' is...problematic.Also...he always has moonshine...and grenades. -Say metal man!I dare you!I double dare you! -Zogum has a crush...its Zeth! (bro romance tho!) -Zogum is eating never-ending supply of gretchins from his...backpack.Well...'squigs' or whatever those things are. -Zial has smexy augs. -By joining the Band you are thus property of Kyrana the Wych.Thus you are her human/eldar/deldar/ork... -The above rule is being enforced by everyone in the Band...unwillingly tho. -Jack has a Hellgun.Once...it jammed.ONCE! -Zeth is a allegedly a pervo...ALLEGEDLY!Its all Cameron`s fault. -OOC chat does not pay off in this thread unless it is strictly connected to the RP.Since...it always slides either in tech-heresy or in ERP.Tho most of us dont see anything wrong with that,Dony got us blackmailed,and i dont like tech-heresy! -Toasters...something with toasters...i forgot. -Oh and...dont get stabbed. Enjoy!I hope i helped!
OOC: I BE BAAAAAAAAAAACK.....i see you've done a terribad RP with my char....ugh im disgusted... jkjk im ready to join in and WELCOME ELDAR Zogums LOVES eldar "Dey shiney an brite" now all i have to do is figure out where and what Zogum is doing D: how could you let him go on without his manlove (Zeth) i am dissapoint.
OOC: yeah sorry, I did the best I could but I really didn't understand your character enough to really do anything more than give it an all over Ork speech its rather like that Kroot in the armory I can't trust myself to do anything good or in character with him. Anyway its good to see you back
OOC Pretty good summary Zeth! I just have to add a couple of things ... 1. There has been no ERP here and it doesn't need to start 2. Yes ... Kyrana did kill the Tau child ... it attacked her, she's a Dark Eldar and thus devoid of any finer feelings or tolerance for brats, and I didn't believe for one second thst Uriel would let her suceed however much she might want to. Could we maybe drop this now? I'm all for consequences but give it a rest eh? It wasn't supposed to happen. 3. I ended up with the Inquisitor and his random plot because at that point I thought I was taking over as GM. 4. The Eldar constructs are no longer on the ship hsving gone along with said Inquisitor' s aides. 5. Kyrana has no sexual interest in Humans and no GREAT INTEREST in the other Eldar, he was just the only Eldarish thing around. 6.Yes, you are all Kyrana's Humans. 7. Kyrana is a terrible person. However I am not, welcome to the game and everyone please feel free to treat her delusions as they see fit
