Orkifying songs? challenge 'xepted! ere's a job I did some time ago for fun, time to reash it then! ...........the fire glows red in the body pile tonight Not a single grot to be seen A Kroozer of isolation And it looks like i am the boss The wind is howling like this whirling stormboy here Couldn't keep it in, Gork and Mork know i've tried Don't let them out, don't let them escape Be the good boy you always have to be Be sneaky, don't be a lad, don't let them see you Zog it, now they see me Let it WAAAGH, let it WAAAGH Can't hold it anymore Let it WAAAGH,let it WAAAGH Charge through and smash their faces I don't care what they are going to do Let the stormboy rages on The fire never bothered me anyway It's funny how my boots make everything so small And the panziez that once tricked me can't get to me at all It's time to see what i can krump To test my strenght and breack through No peace, no speacking, no drag for me I'm smashy Let it WAAAGH, let it WAAAGH I am one with the wind and sky Let it WAAAGH, let it WAAAGH You'll never see me coming Here i come and here i fight Let the stormboy rages on My rokkit pack speeds through the air to the ground My slugga is pouring burning DAKKA all around And one powa choppa shines like a Big Bomma blast I'm never stop fighting, the loot is in the loot Let it WAAAGH, let it WAAAGH And i'll rise like the breacker of bones Let it WAAAGH, let it WAAAGH That coward grot is gone Here i stand in the pile of loot Let the stormboy rages on The fire never bothered me anyway......
Challenge accepted. Joe da Shootaboy This clan is sleeping like a weirdboy trapped inside of an iron lung. Da dokz can keep ya breathing but wot happens when you find a new Waaagh's begun? Flip da fing and turn it off, ye won't be able to breathe. So either way you's a cashulty. An' a git. I've got dis burning like my veins are filled wif nuffing but dakka stuff. And wif some teef I'm gonna be da biggest shoota dey've eva seen. Krump me down or lemme run, Eivver way it's all gonna burn... Da only way dat dey'll ever learn We'z gonna smash you gud. Push da trigger Light up da noight! Dere is a city wot da darkness can't hide. Dere are da embers of a Waaagh! dat's gone out, But I can still feel da heat on my skin This foight we're in, well you an' me, I sez you and I, We can still krump 'em roight. We'll set dat city alight. Tom da Mekboy At da heart of da city dere is a banner wot looks down over all dere is. And da Bigmek in da tower rules 'em all wif a power fist. It's like dey gathered up the city, they sold it to the Deffskulls and now, Dere's no foightin and dey wonder how. Oy, a git once told me: Boyz, dey would follow any boss who would turn da wheels. Now da wheels are spinning outta control; what would dey do if we hold 'em still? If ye smash da working bits, ye also smash da machine. An a roight proppa fight inna burning scene. Light it up. Light up da night. Both Orkz: Dere is a city wot da darkness can't hide. Dere are da embers of a Waaagh! dat's gone out, But I can still feel da heat on my skin This foight we're in, well you an' me, I sez you and I, We can still krump 'em roight. We'll set dat city alight. They made their plans carefully. Spending about four minutes on the details. If Joe could reach the local shouty fing on top of the tower in the center of the city - da Bigmek' tower - he could krump it really good. He could drive the fear out of the boy's hearts. He could get them to start a really good fight. He could also kill the Bigmeks's grotz. With the shouty fing and the spying grotz dead, Tom could reenter the city undetected. He could complete the task that he had obsessed over for more than twenty years. He could kill the Bigmek. An outcast caged on the edge of the city, this was Tom's chance. His chance not only for a good fight, but to exact revenge. To kill his nemesis, his precedessor, and the Ork who had him thrown out of the city. To destroy the Ork who'd taken everything from him - his life's work, his name, his gargant. Together: Light up da noight! Dere is a city wot da darkness can't hide. Dere are da embers of a Waaagh! dat's gone out, But I can still feel da heat on my skin This foight we're in, well you an' me, I sez you and I, We can still krump 'em roight. We'll set dat city alight. Dere is a city wot da darkness can't hide. Dere's a fire wot will burn through da streets of da city, and we'z gunna stand in the foight. Stand in the foight, you and I. You and I. We'z gunna make a foight. With the Bigmek's kommando out of the way, they had a small and rapidly closing window. The kommando git would soon be missed. Their plan finally secure, Tom locked the green crash helmet under Joe's chin and handed him the bag of rokkits. "WAAAAGH!" he shouted.
Dis wat happen when da Orkz cant fight da other gitz... Please Dun't let your Ork boyz go crazy und start doing things that ain't orky. Please Contact bE studios and get dem to hurry up und make da game modules come out, wiff yur help poor boyz wunt go all crazy like and be left wiffout any grotz to stomp. With yur Help da boyz will be on dair feet again und one mur do what make dem happy, killing everything else, till they themselves get slaughter/blown up/shoot/nuked/Rokked/ anything else. Every 5 minutes when yur boy you supported died, wez gunna send yuz a new picture of a boy under ur support till he dies and the cycle will continue Show you care for da Orkz and Help da WAAAGH!
