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Attention Greenskins

Discussion in 'Orks' started by Appledrink, Aug 2, 2014.

  1. Appledrink Appledrink First Blood!

    There are very unorky things going on in this forum, be vigilante and be sure to protect your orky heritage from nay-sayers and nerfers who's only goals are to defile the great name of the Orks.

    Orks aren't just useless cannon fodder, they are born to fight and win unlike the other puny races of stick men who hide in the vail and emotionally wrecked mutants who cower under the wing of their puny psychotic gods. Orks will win by sticking together as a community and having one goal in mind by finding a unity in the chaos and disorganization. This applies not only on the battlefield, but on the forums as well for there are those who would try to tarnish the effectiveness of the greenskins due to slander they have heard from scribes with bloated egos.

    Keep your good eye out and keep in mind, "Orks are made for fightin'." There are orks who can outsneak an eldar, who can outchop a chaos boy, who can krump a terminator, and out horde a tyranid. Don't let them tell you it can't happen. Green is best.
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  2. Amen Waaagh, brother. Green is best.
  3. renato8881 renato8881 Active Member

    Boyz, less talkin' more fightin'!
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  4. Loadza Dakka Skull_Splitta Well-Known Member

    I was going to say, "spoken like a true ork" but you didn't say it like a true ork, so I'm just gonna say...yup.

    GREEN IZ BEST! WAAAAAGH!
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  5. Rexipher Rexipher First Blood!

    Everyone knows- Green is Best. Because we da Orkz!
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  6. wraith wraith Active Member

    Dah Orky pride is beutiful it is. Iz don't hav any words fer it, cept of course for a nice
    WAAAGGHHH!!!!!(Though out of curiosity, what unorky things have been happening?!)
  7. Rexipher Rexipher First Blood!

  8. Appledrink Appledrink First Blood!

    What I meant was there are individuals out there who exaggerate how ineffective orks and their weapons are.
  9. I mean my Ork army outperforms the other armies I fight because I tailor them to my enemies. If I'm fighting nids I build the shootiest ork army I can from the models I have, and even if I have a BS of 2, when you're firing 60+ shots from one mob of Orks, it's probably going to score quite a few hits. If I'm fighting Tau, I put nobz on bikes and charge straight into melee.

    The cool thing about orks is they're a jack-of-all-trades army. They can do anything any other army can do, even if they're a bit less efficient at it. This makes them overall more balanced than any other army.

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  10. cancer RobotElectroJones Well-Known Member

    SHOOT! SMASH! STOMP! CHOP! SHOOT! SMASH! STOMP! CHOP!
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