3 of dese' fredds alreddy. Zog it, Imma do un'

Ask me questuns at yer own perrul.





I'm so sorry.

Alroight, ere we go.
Why da dead lads' bodies always disappear when you're around?

How the Zog do I be more orky?

Shuvvin' needles inta da eye oles'
I'm a good doc.. I do love me the bionic limbs dat I create. Dey ain't gonna stick into da ribcages by themselves..

*Drool*

STICK POINTY BITZ ONTO YA ARMOUR, DEN, GET SUM 'UMIE SKULLZ AND STICK EM' ON AS WELL. YE NEED YER TEEF AS WELL, SMASH DA NEAREST GROT AND GET YERSELF A DECENT SET, ADD SUM MORE SPIKES TO MAKE DA DARK ELDAH JEALOUS AND STICK YER POINTY ENDS INTA' EM

EYYYYYYYYYYYYY

From a Mek
"Oy Dok I Got this squig that thinks its a ork and A ork That thinks hes a Squig what do?

Send da little boyz ta me.. Simple littul brain extractshun never hurt no one.

Should I make an ask me sumting, gimme yer thoughtz on dis dokta.

Unless its "Ask A Ork That Was Scared Of A Little Lung Replacement" then nah.

I need to dissect an Eldar, what is the propa medical procedures?

Steal sum Boyz's choppa, Whack da corpse a cupple times till its all meaty, and da pittiful excuse dey has fer armour is gone. Den, ya need yer 'urty syringe ta slit up da weak little squishy body. Make sum incissuns inta da operatin' area. I like da ribs meself.

Can I has da corpse when youz done?