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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by FarseerDaneel, Feb 1, 2014.

  1. Hive Tyrants are self-aware to a great extent, so I can do whatever I please as long as it still achieves the Swarm's goals. If I am told by the Hive Mind to consume all the biomass of a Craftworld, I will cook up at least a few of the bodies for myself. Do you know how boring it is to planet hop nonstop eating anything and everything in sight? Spicing things up (quite literally) would provide me with some form of entertainment. And why exactly would I write SCREEEECH *chitter* *drooling* when I have a perfectly functioning keyboard?
  2. It took me three thousand years, cost me countless lives andthe sacrifice of entire planets, but when I look at those lovely green buds on my lime tree I know it was worth it.
  3. I thought Tyranids went "Om-nom-nom-nom"!
    (Just imagine if they could talk. They'd probably say Eldar in a voice similar to how the Cookie Monster says Cookie!)
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  5. FarseerDaneel FarseerDaneel Well-Known Member

    You do not have fingers you fool! You have big ass claws. Plus if you wouldn't have so many underlings eating EVERYthing then you might just not have to scrounge... for Ynnead's sake... plus consider pescatarianism... the benefits are great and you still get to eat Tau. >.> <.<
  6. FarseerDaneel FarseerDaneel Well-Known Member

    Those are not limes. They are lrymes from Slaanesh's domain. Eating them causes orgasm and then a horn to burst from the side of your head. Don't you know anything?
  7. FarseerDaneel FarseerDaneel Well-Known Member

    Um. No.
    I like living.
  8. Fox Vulpas Well-Known Member

    Do you think we will ever find love? Also in the grim darkness of the 41st century Does batman exist?
  9. FarseerDaneel FarseerDaneel Well-Known Member

    Of course! I have seen The Great Vision that removed me from the seer council. Which is fine. They are always freaking out anyway.

    "I'm Batman." -Big E
  10. Phaeron Zcee Nook ZceeNook Well-Known Member

    So those were the Parrents i killed that one time...

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