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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by FarseerDaneel, Feb 1, 2014.

  1. *notices the eldar see him and backs away slowly before activating his rokit pack and escaping with most of the eldars weapons and other random shiny things he found*
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  2. HAR HAR! NOW DAT DERE WUZ A PROPPA LOOTN! *Realizes he is still in a room full of Eldar* Oh um...Ize ment uh....sorry fer yer los?
  3. Fox Vulpas Well-Known Member

    IS it true Far seer Wychs live in vents.

    Also
    How Can I find a ork in a swamp?
  4. Ohhh datz eazy! Jes follw tha noise! Most ork tribez regularly fire off Dakka and get inta scrapz wif each oda, thus causen lotz ov noize.
  5. I beg to differ
  6. Crit Crit Subordinate

    ey wear dem big humies dat wear dat ard arma wit dem bolta shootaz i wanna sea if diz short shortz n tu cup holdaz wit da clip on da back i got thrum da farseers wuud box can stop a bolta round.
  7. FarseerDaneel FarseerDaneel Well-Known Member

    ((there is nothing that indicates that eldar children receive milk from their mother so at the very least that is mammalian; also it is pure speculation on what their proto-species was if they even had one and were not directly crated from 'scratch'. Reptiles, cats and even plants have been mentioned from time to time... I think the average Eldar sees themselves and apart from everything else so... they are gene-locked and do not evolve like humans in any case))

    Go eat a mon-keigh and stop pestering me with such concepts.
  8. Just because we don't know what animal kingdom to categorize the Eldar doest not mean we do not know how to cook them. Take fish, steak, and snake. Categorically different species yet all taste good slow roasted with a dash of lime juice.

    Whatever they are, Eldar flesh is succulent and tender when properly prepared.














    Ork "meat" taint bad neither.
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  9. I was not referring to if you are a mammal or not . I was saying that the Eldar can be cooked, fried, sauteed, grilled, breaded, smoked, barbequed, or whatever else the Swarm feels like doing to bring out the best tastes in your species' flesh.

    I was referring to this. Thank you
  10. FarseerDaneel FarseerDaneel Well-Known Member

    Tyranids can't talk so you need to role play better by just posting "....." with some nasty drool and teeth chatter and growly noises thrown in. The other thing is even if they could no one cares what a Tyranid has to say not even another Tyranid. Plus Tyranids don't cook anything regardless. I'm starting to think you are not a Tyranid just a groupie.

    In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium there are no dashes of lime juice.

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