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Apparently The Emperor Is A Penguin (rumor)

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussions' started by Sorcerer Xelioks, Feb 12, 2014.

  1. Fireeye Fireeye Well-Known Member

    And Tzeentch is actually the Deceiver, who is Eldrad Ulthran.

    My head hurts.
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  2. Grey Legion34 GreyLegion34 Well-Known Member

    But Elrad is possessed by a lord of change, who is actually Tzeentch
  3. Fireeye Fireeye Well-Known Member

    Actually, Eldrad is possessed by Cegorach, who is Mephet'ran, who almost got sharded and now lives under the guise of Orikan the Diviner, who in turn gets trolled by Trazyn.
  4. Grey Legion34 GreyLegion34 Well-Known Member

    But then the nemessor jumps in and breaks his leg, but then obryon kills everyone and takes the shards to the stormlord, who intern gives them to the deceiver
  5. Henribar Henribar First Blood!

    The emperor is not a penguin, the emperor is a grot!
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  6. Dark Knight Dark-Knight Nickname Change

    The Emperor is a beast... In the bedroom.
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  8. Dark Knight Dark-Knight Nickname Change

    Hmm... Maybe.
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  9. Henribar Henribar First Blood!

    So if the Emperor is a peinguin, he has conquer the galaxie to found a fish to eat it?
  10. It all makes sense now!

    Great holy armies shall be gathered and trained to fight all who embrace evil. In the name of the Great Penguin, ships shall be built to carry our warriors out amongst the stars and we will spread The Word to all the unbelievers. The power of the Great Penguin will be felt far and wide and the wicked shall be vanquished.

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