Oi youz gitz dis is Anvilgrin Gob Smasha' uv Da 'Ard Waaagh Boyz an I'm 'ere t' smash Umie skum in da gob...an dem Spikey boyz but I like ter smash dem Skinny Eldarz in da gob da most. Wul datz not so much da troof...I jus' like smashin' jus' about anyfink in da gob...an' choppin' fingz up...an' blowin fingz up. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! Wat wuz we'z talkin' bout again?
Someone hand me my orcish dictionary! *turn some pages* WHAT??? *turn some more pages* Oh, was on the wrong side. Hello, Anvilgrin! Welcome to the forums and welcome to the game.
Yooz lot keep spellin' da name uv dis planet wrong...it'z ORKhona ya weedy gitz! Oi, an' fankz fer da howdyadooz ladz...now prepare fer uh stompin'!