NO POWERBAT, POWERFEET, OR POWERCHAIRS? IS THIS SOME PITIFUL CHAOS TRICK? HOW AM I GOING TO KICK CHAOS FUCKS IN THE BALLS WITHOUT POWERFEET? A FLAMER? WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH IT? LIGHT THE CIGAR YOU FORGOT, GROXFONDLER? I GUESS I CAN HIT THINGS WITH IT UNTIL IT EXPLODES. FOR THIS SHAMEFUL HERESY, I DECLARE YOU MY NEW BADGER-FEEDING SERVITOR. HIS NAME IS DEFACATUS MAXIMUS. I'M SURE YOU TWO WILL GET ALONG BETTER THAN HIS LAST TWELVE FEEDBOTS.