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Adepta Sororitas Is Here

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  1. Cembrye Cembrye Subordinate

    And a Xeno? I think I have seen enough. Time for my report!
  2. Cembrye Cembrye Subordinate

    REPORT TO THE ORDO MILITUM
    Date: 1000.M41

    To: Grand Inquisitor Remus
    From: Cembrye Ashari, Seraphim, Order of Our Martyred Lady
    Regarding: Second Examination of Adeptus Astartes Chapter Hall

    SUMMARY OF FINDINGS
    Irregularities which surfaced during the first visit have worsened beyond remediation and the entire site requires Level Three measures. Recommendations for Special Actions detailed below. Should Level Three steps fail, Exterminatus required.

    EXAMINATION METHODOLOGY
    Again arrived on site without incident. Due to compromise of identity in prior visit, adopted Tactic 63.1, indirect questioning, to elicit intelligence from subjects likely to conceal their true natures.

    FINDINGS
    As noted in my prior report, this Chapter Hall is unique in its location in a sprawling complex in a sector of space widely accessible not only to Adeptus Astartes Chapters, but beings of every kind. While serious problems were noted then, the situation has since deteriorated. Few, if any, true Space Marines now seem to remain. Information gathered from the only two alleged Adeptus Astartes encountered at the main chapter hall raised serious questions as to both their state of minds and their motivations. One wore the chapter colors of the Blood Angels, but his behavior was erratic and demeanor unhelpful - likely due to an advanced condition of Black Rage, the genetic abnormality that curses this chapter. Another subject presented himself as a Chaplain of the Black Templars, although that chapter has no prior record of residence at this location. This alleged Black Templar Chaplain openly admitted he has multiple personalities, the others being members of various Traitor Legions. Despite their presence at my earlier visit, no members of the Space Wolves, Dark Angels or Ultramarines were visible. Neither was there any evidence of Inquisitor Solvianus, who had been deployed to oversee this facility. May their souls find peace.

    A search of the other annexes revealed beings openly hostile or contemptuous of the Blessed Emperor and His servants. A mischievous sprite in the form of a Dark Eldar. A trader in illegal goods who boasted of destroying Imperial worlds while making pancakes. Some sort of Snake Cult. A vile Ork. There were likely others, but this was enough evidence to indicate this site has been contaminated, including by the Warp.

    SUMMARY AND RECOMMENDATIONS
    The impurity present requires Level Three responses. While the strength of a full corps is probably unnecessary, at least a legion of Imperial Guards backed by heavy support units should be sent - loyal Space Marine terminator squads if there are any in the sector. Units should approach in assault formation with weapons free and eradicate any life forms encountered. Exceptions can be made for any who present themselves as Space Marines and immediately surrender. For these, mobile Pain Box units should be set up on site to elicit confessions. I also suggest Ordo Malleus surgical teams accompany the troops to conduct prisoner dissections. Finally, I would make the request to accompany the cleansing expedition with a squad of Seraphim of the Order of Our Martyred Lady so as to ensure that misplaced leniency or mercy do not compromise this holy endeavor.

    This completes my report.

    Blessings of the Emperor, may His Light sustain us through the darkness.
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  3. Doomwakka xCtc9592x New Member

    I loike you'se ya bring ta fight ta da Orkz dis gonna be a goodin' and now I get ta stomp some Guard 'umies skulls too!
  4. Cembrye Cembrye Subordinate

    Your days of mukk'in 'bout are numbered foul one.
  5. Steelhide Steelhide Well-Known Member

    Oooh! Orkz and traitors 'n' some suc... succu... damn daemonette haunting this place. No wonder my indicator pinged for a day now. Well, Im start the cleaning around the wolf pens. You'll find me there. Seeesh. We should really fix the bloody roof, every damn enemy of the Allfather falling in with the rain..
  6. Sergoros Sergoros Preacher

    Wolf pens? Ah...u mean old wolf pens. They are now my stables. I keep my steeds there. Wolfs are....gone...
  7. Doomwakka xCtc9592x New Member

    HAHAHAHA you'se say dat but I be finkin dat my day bout ta be made when your skull and ta skull on any of ya Guard 'umies and ta otha tin can 'umies are on me spikey shoulders! I mioght put ya skull on ta hood on my trakk! HAHAHAHA
  8. Excuse me but those goods have been authorized for sale. I signed the paperwork myself, submitted it to my inbox, and approved the venture personally. As you can plainly see, I have used all proper channels.
  9. Steelhide Steelhide Well-Known Member

    *Gently pats the flamer on his hip* It would have been a misconception if anyone thought that im going to grab a broom and a shovel. By the mantits of Haegr! Leave this place alone for three or four months and the critters already swarm it.
  10. I am a thief, and also a skilled weapons maintainer. I am here as part of Inquisitor Hector Rex's retinue...

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