Hi All in the interest of synchronicity (yes i required the assistance of spell checker on that one) i have decided to keep my first post in line with other knew posters but added, is a pinch of truth. So where do we begin, ah yes, I've been a long time fan of the War hammer world, used to be an avid painter of the little lead things till about age 17, where upon i realized that i wasn't having sex, the hobby quickly went underground, the obsession temporarily purged, i became "normal", with girls abundant (well i got the odd scrap now and then truth be known)... But we're jumping ahead, before this when i was younger i became obsessed with the war hammer world, so obsessed, in this world was i, tht i used to taunt my brother, wind him up to the point of no return did i. Ragnar foreign blade i used to whisper at him, Allan gulfdon the sword slayer, Alan thraka, the green goblin. He used to pound me into the ground when the family intervened because the pounding came often, he used to lay on the bed and punch himself, put still i whispered, Ragnar Longblade, Alan thraka the broad sword wizard!! One day when it was really hot and i had woud him up so bad, we both got sent to out room, and yet the taunts persisted!!! He began punching himself in the head, i couldn't stop laughing, out father heard - i got pounded by father, he strangled me, when he left, still i laughed...my brother began punching himself again father came back in, it ended badly for me... I have grown up now, but still the sickness is there, the mark of the past obsession ingrained deep! my left eye sometimes twitches when i get stressed... Dawn of War lost me one girlfriend, i was with her 4 years but it was on the way out anyway, Dow 2 helped me get over her, when that died out on steam i played swtor i flirted with horus heresy, read about 30 books and lamented... oh i can't be bothered to finish this.... long story short, i dernt buy the game just yet as the last time by business suffered a cataclysm was on the release ESO, things are going well at the moment but with one click of the mouse that would all come crashing down, so i will continue to lurk until the christmas break, and then will probably feed the beast that is my addictive personality, war hammer psychosis... did i mention that i have a pretty little thing, it may be small, but hits like an anvil... i am chaos by the way, see you on the field...
When?... what?!?... where?! ... a Wizard? Did he say its small but hits like an anvil?!? I dont hit many people with anvils.... must be pretty cool! A wizard that hits people with small anvils?!? Kidding aside, welcome to the forums Worzol888
huh..sorry 'bout dat lad... Thraka? Thraka?! Oi! Boss! @Thrakka ! dis git seyz he knowz youze! anywayz welcom...
Dis sounds strangely like sum eldar poem........from an eldar git wotz 'ad his soulstone dropped in da toliet and he'z all sad now HEHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
