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Abaddons relationship with the chaos gods

Discussion in 'Chaos Space Marines' started by nealbulldozer, Feb 29, 2016.

  1. Cygnus Genzodus Cipher

    They enjoy watching him fail.
  2. Having four abusive parents who barely notice you when you succeed but smack you silly when you fail?

    I'd say that sums it up.
  3. Bentusi16 Bentusi16 Prefectus

    Who constantly set you up for failure at that.
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  4. Grandfather Nurgle loves him, as a mother who loves a child, regardless of their abundant failures.

    Slaanesh loves him as the creepy uncle you never, ever want to love you does.

    Tzeentch loves him the way your 100+ year old grandmother loves you, gazing silently from her rocking chair for hours on end... please... please grandma... stop staring...

    Khorne loves him the way an abusive father with an booze problem loves his high school dropout son... by breaking things over his head.
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  5. They constantly love him because of plot armor
  6. Brother Bardiel Brother-Bardiel Well-Known Member

    The chaos gods are to Abaddon like that group of cool kids you think you're friends with, but they really just keep you around so they can mess with you for shits and giggles
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  7. You know that pet goldfish you thought you wanted when you were ten years old, you were so happy you got it you just wanted to do whatever with it. But then it died and you were really sad for quite awhile.

    So then you got a replacement and you were horrendously dissapointed by its utter existence.

    And you weren't up for the responsibility/ didn't really give a shit about it so you just left it to wallow in its own shit as he repeatedly rams its head into the fish bowl. So you just look at it, trying to amuse yourself with its stupidity, but end up not really caring. Sure you chuckle here and there. But this goldfish just sucks at existing.

    Abby is the brain dead replacement goldfish to Horus
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  8. A little more serious: Abbadon misuses everything the Chaos Gods give him, and the Chaos Gods puff him around like a marionet doll. Both think they've got the upper hand. It's not who's actually got it.
  9. Ascendant Azathoth Well-Known Member

    The Gods have given him literally EVERYTHING he needs to succeed, yet he fails.

    #ImpeachTheDespoiler

    #WeNeedLorgar
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