A smack-talking thread, and nobody invited me. Fuck ya'll. I'M COMING FOR YOU ORKS. AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE I'M RIPPING YOU APART WITH MY BEAR HANDS. YEAH, I SAID BEAR. FUCK YOU. CHAOS LIKES TO SHOOT AND GET INTIMATE WITH A FUCKING DECAYING BLOB FOR A HEALTH BLESSING, AND THE PANSY-ASS SPACE ELVES FALL APART WITH ONE HIT. SO YOU FUCKERS BETTER NOT DISAPPOINT, BECAUSE HERE COMES THE NIGHT TRAIN. RIP AND TEAR FOR THE EMPEROR. ALSO I'M TAKING MY FUCKING WRENCH BACK.
Heresy? Of course. Not only do we have heresy all up in this thing we also got something no other faction has.
If Chaos fights the orks, we fight the orks, and it's a good scrap, but then we move on. If we fight the Eldar it's treated with the same contempt we'll receive in turn. But truly I care about neither, all that matters is the False Emperor falls. When Arkhona's opening salvos come then I and the Lash are going straight for the lapdogs throat. If the Eldar or Orks take your territory after is irrelevant, so long as you are silenced.
*Guy makes a thread about orks* *90% of the discussion is salt directed at LSM from Eldar and Chaos players* Delicious.
