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A Hilarious And Informative Article About F2p Orks

Discussion in 'Orks' started by Matobar, Nov 2, 2014.

  1. Matobar Matobar Moderator / Keeper of the Light

    Here is the linky. My favorite bit:

    "The Boyz themselves, to follow the lore, will always try to have an unfair fight. They will always try to gank on the Space Marine, and make sure that they will win. ... They’re always trying to exploit the system." Caron hopes that by leveraging the 40K lore his free-to-play concept will take care of many of the customer service issues as well. "If a premium player called customer support once the game is live and says, 'You know, I have five Boyz ganking on my spawn point, and I have an issue with that. Can you advise them please?' My customer support rep is going to say, 'Uh, sir? It’s because they’re Boyz. They’re just doing what Boyz do. Talk to your other Space Marines and have them remove the Boyz from your spawn point. That's how they are.'"
  2. Dark Knight Dark-Knight Nickname Change

    Gee, I can't see that backfiring. :rolleyes:
  3. Zoatibix Zoatibix Preacher

    It isn't ganking, it's just that the lads as I like to call the dear fellows are terribly keen but not all that good with numbers.

    Nature did not equip us to be accountants. Ours is a much more 'hands on' race.

    Good day to you.
  4. Distraught Marine, "There's too many Orks attacking my base, what should I do?"
    Imperial Command, "Start shooting."
    DM, "But we've already ran out of shells!"
    IC, "You've got a knife, don't you? Die well brother."
    <hangs up>
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  5. This is horrible, will create horrible stuff and it will properly break the game constantly.

    This is gonna be hilarious.
  6. I am now just imagining F2W players just swarming the other faction's spawnpoints and continuously ganking them as they spawn, while somehow completely failing to capture the base they're in. Perhaps they'll swarm in when a player's on the control point, gank them, then get back off of the CP so they can kill the poor guy when he respawns again.
  7. You are assuming a much greater level of tactical acumen amongst my fellow Orkoids than that of which will actually be demonstrated my dear fellow. fear not, for players shall endeavour to guide our lowly cousins in the correct direction... [insert flemmy cough] We iz gonna stomp da world flat and burn wots left WAAAGH!!!
  8. Timaes Timmy88 Preacher

    Just give me somefing ta shoot. I'm not inta the whole choppin' stuff. I'll just stick back an' shoot da gits dat spawn, thank you very much.
  9. You fools know nothing, I will sink my blade into your chests and bleed you dry then personally grant each of your skulls to the throne. Your numbers mean nothing. I will personally make my crusade on arkhona wrending green flesh with an axe and shoving the barrel in your mouth and blowing your brains all over the wall!

    May our deaths be glorious and please the gods!
  10. Bernardus Relative Well-Known Member

    LOL
    I love it. I completely approve of Orks griefing me into horrible frustration.
    How could anyone complain about Orks playing dirty anyway?
    Or Chaos and Elfs for that matter.
    I don't really want the game friendly once we get into Arkhona.
    I'm glad the devs approve of ruthless dirty tricks.
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