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  1. Brother Shrimp BrotherShrimp Preacher

    How many slaaneshi cultists would it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    Only two, but don't ask me how they got in there...
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    BrotherShrimp, Oct 29, 2013
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  2. Calistarius Calistarius Active Member

    ok ok i get it it was a refernce to meat cooking, forgive me, i'm Italian
    Calistarius, Oct 29, 2013
    #32

  3. Fireeye Fireeye Well-Known Member

    Tyranid Hivemind.jpg
    Fireeye, Oct 29, 2013
    #33

  4. Azurand Azurand Curator

    A tyranid and an ork go into a bar. Two tyranids come out.
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    Azurand, Oct 29, 2013
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  5. U'Zuhl - The Skulltaker UZuhl-The-Skulltaker Master

    An Eldar, an Iron Warrior and a psyker walk into a bar.

    THEY ALL GET EXECUTED BY THE INQUISITION.
    UZuhl-The-Skulltaker, Oct 29, 2013
    #35

  6. cheapbuster cheapbuster Curator

    Oh, I got a joke...The Tau empire.
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    cheapbuster, Oct 29, 2013
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  7. U'Zuhl - The Skulltaker UZuhl-The-Skulltaker Master

    HOW MANY ORCS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?

    I DONT KNOW BUT STANDING ON THEIR BODYS TO DO IT YOUR SELF IS BETTER
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    UZuhl-The-Skulltaker, Oct 29, 2013
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  8. U'Zuhl - The Skulltaker UZuhl-The-Skulltaker Master

    >WAKE UP, YOU OLD FOOL, YOU'RE MISSING CALGAR'S SPEECH.

    WHO'S THE FOOL? YOU WERE AWAKE TO LISTEN TO IT.
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    UZuhl-The-Skulltaker, Oct 29, 2013
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  9. U'Zuhl - The Skulltaker UZuhl-The-Skulltaker Master

    WHY ARE GUARDSMEN SO DIFFICULT TO SLAY, BATTLE BROTHER?
    >I KNOW NOT. WHY IS IT?
    THE COMMISSAR ALWAYS GETS TO THEM FIRST!​
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    UZuhl-The-Skulltaker, Oct 29, 2013
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  10. U'Zuhl - The Skulltaker UZuhl-The-Skulltaker Master

    WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A DAEMON AND A GREY KNIGHT?

    ONE IS A WARP-INFUSED FANATIC ENTIRELY DEDICATED TO DOING ITS LORD'S WORK, AND MINDLESSLY SLAUGHTERING ANYONE AND ANYTHING THAT STANDS IN THEIR WAY.

    THE OTHER IS A DAEMON.​
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    UZuhl-The-Skulltaker, Oct 29, 2013
    #40
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