"yo mama so fat, if she floated in front of the eye of terror, she would halt the 14th black crusade"
No great but... a guardsman is walking through a building when a chaos marine jumps out "wait" the guardsman yells "i want a cigar before i die" so he pulls out a cigar and puts his lasgun to his mouth. when he fires it lights the cigar By the power of khorne, thats awesome, thinks the chaos marine, so he steals the cigar, puts it in his mouth, raises his plasma gun to his mouth and fires...
Upon entering a Tzeentchian cult, a young heretic gets to know many of his fellow cultist, one of whom is always wearing a particularly grim expression on his face. One day, the young heretic asked him why he wouldn't cheer up, to which the other one replied: "You know how they tell you that if you let a body part mutate and cut it off, it comes back bigger?". With an air resignation, he continued: "Stupid lies."
Despite his skill at manipulating genomes, the Emperor is ashamed of his one failure in creating his perfect soldiers. Too many of them are striken with Astartes Pattern Baldness.
Yo mamas so fat and ugly, she made Nurgle go DAAAMMMMNNNN! (saw this in a youtube comment and I just had to post it!)
An Ork, Space Marine and Eldar are walking down the road. They see a Chaos portal that has a sign on it. It says: 'say what is true or be sucked in'. The Space Marine says: "I think I'm the bravest" and walks past safely, the Eldar says: "I think I'm the most agile" and walks past safely. The Ork says: "I thinks..." and gets sucked into the portal.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought the "Black Rage" was a movie staring Wesley Snipes (Origionaly done by Flashgitz in their flash animation, Space Hulk Suicide Mission 2)
