So this happened today. - http://images.akamai.steamuserconte...461/57EDAEB08F99634E08747F962D75DA9E813CE4AC/ A 2v3 Chaos vs. SM epic battle that lasted like 5 min because we captured all the points. XD What's going on with matchmaking, maybe it has something to do with valentines day.
I-I have no words. Even Imperial guardsman are more competent than those three lazy marines. Then again, these are early access players we're talking about.
Love is clearly in the air, which I suppose translates into Slaanesh blinding everyone in the game with his radiance so they drool, open mouthed, as the enemy rolls over them.
Maybe they're heartbroken and tried to cheer themselves up by playing eternal crusade but couldn't bring themselves to do anything except sit there at spawn Emperor knows it's what I would do ;-;
latest patch melee 'improvements' caused that for me... But then I have a gf - so...just put yourself out there - keep yourself in shape(really doesn't take much - just don't try to do it in a month or binge w/e) Brush your teeth - don't worry about your hair (just keep it cleanly cut) -- size(seriously doesnt matter) - don't go for the girls that wear trampy clothing - they prefer wife beaters - and you'll do great! Eat semi-healthily and completely abandon junk food and soda. Just use the little packets you can pour into water bottles - they're significantly cheaper and can really taste great. You'll be in better shape and feeling all-around better in no time if you don't try to rush it ;D
