Ahem, in the words of one particularly illustrative Ork, *assumes a terrible Ork impersation voice* "Da Red Ones Go Fasta'!"
Iyanden. Because in the grim darkness of the far future, you put on bright primary colors so your enemies know who murked 'em.
*assumes her usual condescending Eldar tone* We Eldar pride ourselves on the mastery of all arts, including languages, but I concede I have little desire to master the Mushroom tongue, Ork.
It's true, I shall forever bear the shame of my singular imperfection: that I cannot eloquently commune with fungus.