Woz wonderin' if Oi should bovva wivvit, an' now Oi know Oi should.
Didn't notice until I started using my Zzap Gun. At first I thought I just had palsy or something. But even after a drink and testing (three...
Probably not wanting to face this much heat. Can't say I blame her.
Their rokkit launchas should actually shoot craploads of rokkits, because Orkz compensate for lack of accuracy by just saturating an area. Then...
I main Painboy, and for the most part, I don't have any issues with it (mostly ambush tactics and healing). However: There's something off about...
I mostly use the Plasma Deffgun for anti-armor, but I go Zzap Gun for dedicated anti-armor and anti-DEQ.
Foinally, a git wiv some sense. Bet yoo'd look at da blue boyz I keeps in me mob an' not start wifda "Gitshanka yoo'z a loony tick makin' dem boyz...
I was using the six-shoota on my Painboy, but switched to the sicky slugga pretty much immediately. On every other loadout, it's usually...
In absence of a dedicated WAAAGH! button, I just spam my battlecry anytime I'm not doing anything else.
You get the graphics for a HoT if you stick an ally who's already topped up too, and people ask me for heals when they don't need them, so I'd...
Deffskullz iz da most kunnin'! 'Soides, if it gets taken, ya clearly wasn't uzin' it.
I've gotten to where I don't think too much about team killing. I try to avoid shooting my allies, but sometimes I see a Warlock take out three...
Ain' many boyz consid'rate enough ta be dat close t'a dok...
Wotya mean? Ork dakka iz da smartest! It'z da loudest an' da shootiest an' it makes a migh'y foin club when ya git close!
[IMG] Oi needz me mah pain klaw!
AN' MASH'EM INTA SPARKLY RED PAINT! DEY AIN'T EVEN GOOD FER FLESHY BITZ!
Yeah! Dat'z da spirit!
If it ain't WAAAAGH!, it ain't mellow-dee! Lemme sing ya da song o' mah people. *phlegmy throat-clearing and loogie-hawking* Orkz orkz orkz orkz...
DAT'Z JUS' WOT A SPOY WOULD SAY!
Deeeeeeere's a snot on da grot on da boy on da Nob on da Boss on da trakk on da trukk on da wagon on da stompa on da krooza on da rokk in da 'ole...
