FI FY FO FUM, MY BRASS SOFA ON WHICH YOU BETTER NOT REST YOUR BUM!
Banned for... I dont know... I dont want to ban you
Brass and bloodied brass.
Banned for fingerpointing
Banned for not doing it yourself
*comes back with a nother pauldron under his arm and a brassed helmet* Issue has been resolved... partially... Ossi, the souls you kill go to...
*takes the receipt and waves in the air to clean it a bit* Hold on, imma take this to the big guy.
*Walks over to Ossi and plops a brass Pauldron with a mark of Khorne on Ossiś shoulder without thought.* YOU BELONG TO KHORNE NOW An--- damn...
*Stands next to Typhus.* Is he actually going to sign to sell his soul to Khorne for a helmet?
NO!
OSSI! OSSI! KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON! I meant the Salamander with the button
OKAY THAT DOES IT. DISPOSE YOUR HELMETS AND PANTS AND ARMOUR AND WEAR A LOINCLOTH
*stands up* The extra helmet. lose it.
*plops back down on his sofa* Whatś for entertainment this afternoon/beginning of the evening?
YOU THERE, Loyalist mortal, you with the button. Please hang up your helmet and wipe your boots, we dont want mud on the floor right after the...
Okay guys. Im back. Theres going to be a few changes. First of all Ossi has received the title Honourary Sofa Warmer. Second of all: Malric,...
Guys, ill be back in half n hour, meeting
Okay all loyalists that are not willing to turn to Khorne please stand in a single file line so I may decapitate you swiftly.
Itś not my strongest point. Im not a tzeentchian daemon, or a Slaaneshi whore... Might as well kill you and take you to the Brass Citadel as usual.
Damn it Typhus, I was trying Word Bearer tactics to brings these souls to Khorne, he enjoys their fanatical devotion to combat almost as much as...