AM I GONNA HAVE TO GO BACK AND GET THE DAMN SQUIG TO OPEN THE DOOR?
*BANGING INTENSIFIES*
*There is a multitude of hurried bangs on the door* Guys open up in there! I distracted the squig by throwing my leg at it but I can't hop here...
IT'S OKAY I HAVE RE-AQUIRED MY SPLEEN! HEY PUT THAT FEMUR DOWN I WAS STILL USING THAT!
*Angry squig roars are heard accompanied by a shout from Fork.* MY SPLEEEEEEN OH SWEET GODS!
[MEDIA]
I don't care if there's a mega squigoth in there! They made me lose my birdseed all my devious plans are ruined! They must pay!
*Fork is having trouble hearing over all the angry squig noises* WHAT...YOU WANT ME TO BEAT THE BABIES? IF YOU INSIST! *Resumes frantic whacking...
*Fork is currently stood atop a container with a stick which has a squig attached mouth first to it. He is using said squig stick to beat the...
*rounding a corner Fork speeds past Rokdak still laughing and continues on his way moments later the squigs turn the corner in pursuit heading...
*Still cackling like a man possessed Fork speeds through the vents until, due to shoddy craftsmanship he falls into a small room full of flashing...
Well looks like its time to go exploring *Kicks open a crudely welded ventilation cover and crawls inside, moments later maniacal laughter can be...
Oh nothing much ya know just stuff n things *attempts to look innocent* *walks over to a control panel* Hey what does this big button with a skull...
Erm...no you're not?
*A consistent sprinkling noise is heard as more birdseed is thrown from various hidden and shadowy alcoves each time followed by the sound of feet...
*You hear a unconvincing "NO ONE!" from a dark corner*
*appears creepily from behind an object in the background and throws birdseed in the general direction then sinks down cackling insanely*
*Makes bad bird noises purely to further increase Rokdak's paranoia*
My name is Forktress and I approve of this message.
DO NOT WORRY CITIZEN I WILL HELP YOU FIND FOOD OF THE AQUATIC KIND! RELEASE THE DAEMON SHARKS! *The sharks are unleashed and various pained...