I'm going to assume you're a human that's part of the Inquisition. Here. *Hands A'shen a red button* It also comes with your very own fleet, and...
Why? it's just button that unleashes massive amounts of heat and smoke burning everything and every life organsim plus machine on the planet at...
Inquistion has voted upon me to hang out with the heretics in order to understand their culture. TELL ME YOUR SECRETS!
You sir, are not high enough rank to touch that button. But I am. [img]
But....but...some of them are Ultramarines..what if they fight against the other angry marines?
++Orders sent++ ++Imperial fleet inbound++ ++imperial fleet destroyed++ oh poo... :(
Blue space marines? which ones? Avenging Sons? Dark Hunters? Death Strike? Emperor's Hands? Emperor's Spears? Imperial Paladins? Or wait... you...
*Writes this down on a datapad* Gotcha, anything else?
*Drops pants revealing I had nothing in the groin to kick or damage* You mistakes me heretic. I am no mere mortal. I was chosen for this position...
*Pulls out a experimental pistol that penetrates power armor and fires it at the Heretic*
You mean join us? Look at dem heretics. Must...be...PURGED!
Completely agreed and your actions are approved. Go ahead with full knowledge the Emperor approves of your actions!
Commisar! Which Heretics reside here?
are we having an Imperium gathering? if so I wish to join in on this imperium-ness
++Incoming Transmission++ I declare Exterminatus on this thread, it'll probably never arrive but it's worth a try... ++End of transmission++
I would advise we stay of this, this dimension is not our dimension, what happens here does not affect us. I do not fight Daemons but study and...
My expertise is not lifeforms, I have no knowledge of that...thing... Can't you do something to help us in this time, Relev?
I think my brain has abandoned me.
Since I am out of options, I'm not part of the ordo Malleus, Xenos, or Hereticus, I will accept your conditions of alliance. What do you propose...
Impossible... *Takes out time eraser thingy* For science For the Imperium! *Fires at Du'un attempting to wipe him from time and space*