Should we have a chat Cal?
*lightly smacks you over the back of the head* Trump is no Chaos Lord He is one of those Slaaneshii Pirate Princes... you know just grabbing them...
*throws a ball at you* SHUSH! THERE ARE NO JOKES HERE! this is a very srs place on that note [MEDIA]
*gets ready to shove more pens into multiple slave's urethrae to drown out his obnoxious ranting*
[MEDIA]
i didnt say i liked the communists... but i like the jacket.
it's from Bulgaria when they were in the Warsaw Pact
omg i just got the cutest soviet era army jacket from army surplus!
*sighs and throws a bucket of baby oil at you to cover my escape*
*tries to choke you out* GAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
who the fuck cuts directly onto a table surface? use a chopping board ffs...
relax i dont need a prosthetic... i regenerate by inflicting pain! *the flesh hound keels over*
*the flesh hound eats it... and then looks very unwell as the cocktail of drugs and alcohol works it's way into it's brain*
oooh TEST ME! TESTMETESTMETESTME!
*looks around and begins skinning a practice dummy* OK SO I HEARD THERE WAS A SECRET GENESTEALER IN HERE! OWN UP RIGHT NOW!
*stares into the middle distance and drinks more*
*pours myself a glass of wine* [MEDIA]
you dont understand you werent there... ever seen a tyranid sex slave? dicks for eyes... i like my slaves whole... muscular... ready to tend to my...
well it was like that... chewing all the time... untill the slave... was... *throws up over the edge of the thread*