*it's a "illustrated wych training guide" it's very heavily illustrated with pictures*
*kinda pokes a black paper wrapped box your way* take it
hrm... well i dont really need that particular one back...... it was rather... sullied... shamed... had seen many horrors
*puts them on my ears, now has extra long elf ears* i love it... =3 now gimme back my thong please
*opens it very carefully* making sure not to damage whatever it is that is inside*
m-my father never gave me gifts... *sinks down onto the floor and begins rocking back and forth whilst staring straight at the wall*
*freezes* *has no idea how to react to being given a gift*
*sees you and my pupils dilate to tiny pinholes* hey there fuckboi... wanna piece of my mind?
hey i dont do this kinda stuff for free and you had no money... you broke ass mother fuka
*throws your skinless dickless self out of the van and drives away*
*is skinning you alive and castrating you*
*pushes you into the van* *inside there are about 6 bloodbrides and a lot of rope* *dives in afterwards* *the van starts rocking* *had gotten...
come in to my van... it'll be ok...
hey little gnoll buddy.. wanna come into my van? it's full of babies...
*opens the cell door* *kicks you in the face* get out, my cell now...
yeeeeeeeeee i don't normally eat babies... not when their minds and bodies are so easy to meld... you can slowly turn them into something so much...
*jumps on your shoulders and puts a lovely little santa hat on you* Seasons Greetings!
*hunts you down and ambushes you* *slowly takes off your armour, stabs you in the dick, and then runs away with your teleportation pack*
but of course! all Dark Eldar celebrate Sanguinala! he was so dreamy and hot... hrmmmnnng
hello *puts tiny santa hat on your helmet*