Dem Umies gettin close to guud songz. I jus' made sum Orky Tweeks: Orky youz a boy makez a big noise Waaghin' in the street gonna be a big Nob...
I wanna see sum water on a planit, and wen sum umies cross it. Eaten by a Squig-Fish... Or da Scarce Squig-Whale. ...NEW IDEA BOYZ! Norticul...
Wot? Now...? I woz makin a desine fer a Cannon fer wun ov dem Gargants. A Gun dat lornches Killa Kans in sum drop-poddy armur. So dey dunt boom...
Anyways for the Eldar is pretty simple. Seeing as they'll probably use Swooping Hawks. Half health: Grenade Pack has a Chance of Jamming and...
Dat 'eresy woz pritty bad, eh? Shame... Woz da wun point wen you umies fought ya uva "clans" 'n' showd sum Orky Potenshul. But woteva...
Gotz no teef? Punch up sum grotz dat still got derez, use dem teef and take it to a Painboy. Ave him put sum metul wuns in. Iron chompas iz wot...
Chop off me arm, I getz a new wun. Wiv Powa Klaw stuff...an' Dakka. Take off me Legs, an' I getz new wuns, like dem Eavy Mek Nob suits. Shoot out...
Heh... Dat Empror of yourz aint no Gork or Mork. But 'e did zog dat 'Orus git. So 'e ain't all bad. Still an umie tho...
Dats wot Iz been tellin ya Boyz! Da Pile o Doom Iz makin' iz da Fastist Battle Wagun eva. Deff Rollas on da frunt, Shokk Attack Gun on da Bak, an...
Iz comin on 'ere. An' wot do I see? Jus' wun Ork in da Pit?! Wotz yoo gitz doin standin 'round...*grumbles about not having a Real Waagh for ages*...
Iz gonna loot wun of dem Stormbladez. If itz da last fing I eva do. I will Orkify wun for da Waagh.
Grimskull'z ded? Slimy Git...'e owed me 20 teef! Huh..killed by da Ultra Umie? Wot a Grot...
Scalez dat up sum moar. Den make it fiya Tank shellz like dat. Only den will we be gettinz close to da Dakka wez lookinz for.
From wot I see, dere ar 4 classes. Stormboy as da Fast Strikin Assult Git. Mega Nob as da Tank. Mek az da Supporta, Role. And da Loota, as da...
Dem good wordz. Well Spokun. Joosh, do woteva ya want to da "Pile o' Doom". Jus' make shur youz paint dem red. Makez it da Fastest eva! Nowz...
I fink we shud lock all deze arguin' umies in a room full ov Warboss Rump Thumpa. I 'eard dat crazy Ork duz all sortz ov stuff...Weird stuff. Even...
"Ya know wot you ar... wot youz made ov. Waaagh iz in ya blud. Dun't fite it. Youz din't kill for da clan. Youz killed for yurself. Gork's neva...
...Whyz aint I finkin ov dat? And Im da Mekkin War Boss! *Bullet Sprays where the voices came from* DAKKA! DAKKA! DAKKA! DAKKA! DAKKAAA!
Wot? I knoo dat dey woz deseevin' uz. Dats why I woz decidin wich wun I woz gonna Fill full o' holes! But...since youz iz gonna blast da prancy...
Sure Umie, Iz got loadz. *Passes some Squiglets* Dem squigs be good eatins. *Continues to watch on*