What is your real name...?
That is for you to ask, and me to know.
I'm not telling you for your own safety. For if you learnt my true name, your soul would implode in awe. For that is foretold in "the Book of Iron K".
You did tell me to question everything... And where can I get The Book of Iron K?
It's good of you to question, but don't always expect an answer..
As soon as I am done writing it, it will be in a bookstore near you.
Or getting handed out by flying snakes. Whichever..