I knew long ago
I also made you up.
May be you did....but you can never be sure...
Every day you have to ask yourself the question, "what is you?".
So you missed me, yeah? I know you change these statuses for me :D
I use them as bait. :3
And I always take it....so, how you doing, heretic?
The temperature's too high. I'm melting.
I can extinguish a sun warming your planet
That would kinda ruin beaches.
Bitches or beaches? ;)
Both, I wouldn't be able to bitch on the beaches. :P
You must sacrifice something - you either melt into ooze or live. What would you want me to do?
I have none on Terra, sorry....
That's going to put a stop to sunbathing..
I guess I gonna start to update my statuses as oftenly as you do - may be I can bait someone as well :D
Can you give me some advice on how to compose provocative statuses?
You should propably involve tits.
yeah, everyone loves tits...there are no girls on the internet, after all :D
How terribly wrong you are.. :3
But there are none of them, really, this is iron fact proven by generations of internet users
All is according to plan.
Now you're thinking with heresies.
Your school, damnit! You happy, I guess? Now we are in the same boat....
Hey, it's my job to get people onto this boat.
How many are with you apart from me? How many souls have you sentenced to damnation?
I stopped counting after 1.