Don't listen to him, the Greater Good's where the friendship's at.
But don't you want to be friends with THE EMPEROR? He throws mad parties!
I hear those parties are pretty dead.
We have Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Forth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip poker. What do the Tau have? =D
Chocolate. And strip poker with Tau girls as opposed to 'roid ragin' guys. :3
Oh and our cannons are much flashier.
What say we let the pink fluffy xenos choose for itself?
That's the plan.