Kaptain K. Rool, AKA Admiral Git Gud, be a reckless ork on th' battlefield. I be in this fight ta' get stuck in. What use be EXP and AP if'n ye ain't havin' a roight propa' WAAAGH!?

Rememba', th' only way ta' git gud be ta' get stuck in as many WAAAGHS! as possible

I don't mind suicidin' and wot 'ave ye. I'll foight inside me poison bomb as a dok. Throw a stikky bomb at me feet in melee, even stand thar and let th' bomb gib even afta' th' bloke has backed off. Shoot th' ground at me feet wit' me rokkit er kannon if'n that be wot it takes. I'd even be gud wit' 'avin' a stikky bomb tossed on me so I can run inta' a mob o' enemies

If'n I win, I win. If'n I die, it don't count 'cause I died foightin'. If'n I run away, dat don't count neitha' 'cause I can come back fer anuvva' go!

It be less 'bout tactics and more 'bout havin' a WAAAGH! o' a time fer me. Why join a WAAAGH! if'n ye ain't gonna enjoy yerself?

Warnin': I currently be enjoyin' th' rokkit launcha'